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I knew ordering the slushie magic was a good idea
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Guilty. Slushie Magic makes awesome frozen drinks without having to wake the kids up with the blender (since the only time I enjoy an adult beverage is after they're in bed.)
I made this margarita with my kids' slushie machine. Don't judge. - Can you say Slushie Magic!
I made this margarita with my kids' slushie machine. Don't judge. Too funny
Giraffes are not very good at hide and seek...This made me laugh really hard!! No idea why!
I've never come across this in life, but that's probably how I would feel about it.
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someecards.com - Remember the day you brought me home and you were filled with joy? Go to that place because I just drew all over the walls and shaved the dog.
I don't really ever get drunk but this still cracked me up. I feel like I have a lot of friends who could relate more. I do love waffles!
My secret is out... this is my Christmas break everyone!
YES, YES I HAVE. I wait for sleep, baths and visits to gransparents...I REALLY DO!!!
Time out is supposed to last for as many minutes as you have years. My time out is 43 minutes. It's glorious.
I do 5 sit-ups every morning. May not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button.
which ones am i? If you get it right you get a shoutout!!!
I love waking up with you by my side. You turn dull moments into entertaining ones. You're always there for me. iPhone, I'd be lost without you.
SOOOOO Me!!!!! Unless it's chilly cold and there is a snuggle opportunity.