on our anniversary I want you to know how much I've enjoyed annoying you all this time & how excited I am to keep doing so in the future

More like happy friendiversary for me and alyssa bishop

Kill them with Kindness!!

I know people like this...

LOVE saying this



Duck Dynasty

Hahaha perfect!

True story!!

Thighs that rub are better !

Funny Flirting Ecard: True love means letting someone poop while you take a shower.

Everyday I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesterday, yesterday you were pretty fucking annoying.

So true!!

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it is probably shit.

"Suggestions without options"....I like that. A lot.


Yes...yes I do this... Lol!

just remember.