A Candle for Gray Areas | ''Scented with ambiguity. There's nothing black and white about this product, except well, yeah, it's a candle. But should you find yourself in a moment of clarity where everything around you makes perfect sense—and it is frankly horrifying—take some time to light up a Candle for Gray Areas and get back into a comforting haze of confusion, booze, and reality TV.'' | Mojito scented
Soap for Hipsters - BEST SELLER! by Whiskey River Soap Co. | ''Smells just like your beard. Ah, hipsters. An almost completely passé concept at this point. But if we made a normcore soap, would it have to dress like Jerry Seinfeld? We swore off mom jeans back in the 80s. Soap for Hipsters is not for the hipster poser, btw. The rich scents of coffee, bacon and craft beer will waft from the bubbly lather and make you ... well, hungry is our guess.''