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SO TRUE!!! As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.

Having a dirty mind makes ordinary conversations much more interesting. -

this was my life for SO long! When they were little I loved it, but there was a moment every night I think I thought this because I was TIRED!!!! and they were too!