"Oh, come on! Sis! We just kidding. Come on, get in the boat," spoke my older brother, Collen. I kept walking. "Go get her, Brandon," said Collen, arms crossed. "She's your sister, more than mine." Brandon jumped from the boat.
"If Barbie were an actual woman, she would be 5'9" tall, have a 39" bust, an 18" waist, 33" hips and a size 3 shoe," Slayen wrote in the Huffington Post. "She likely would not menstruate... she'd have to walk on all fours due to her proportions." Slayen estimates Barbie would weigh 110 pounds and have a BMI of 16.24. She based her numbers on the book "Body Wars" by Dr. Margo Maine, and readily admits the doll's head, hands and some other features are not to scale.
We'll just get right into it. I don't think much needs to be said. See also, some other excellent L-babes. What? It's not my fault that the best picture of Lea Michele also had Dianna Agron in it.. ahem.