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He didn't really want you in the first place.  Remember you had to wave your vagina around for months before he finally said sure I will fuck you...doesn't mean he actually wanted you dumbass

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: Honey, don't hate me because he chose me over you, hate me because he doesn't want you back!

This is great

Ecard: Well aren't you just a fun little lollipop triple dipped in psycho. Hahahahaha I so know people this reminds me of!

I can't go out because I'm allergic to pollen and social situations

44 Hilarious E-Cards That Explain Exactly How You Feel About All Of Life’s Frustrations

Be hard on them, or the world will never be easy on them. And good people in the world won't have to endure your asshole! I could go on & on but if you question or disagree with all of the above you can be sure you're raising an asshole :)

A mom said to me, “You’re hard on your kids.” Yeah, that’s why they aren’t little assholes. My kids won't be assholes.

Socially Awkward Penguin -- this is me all over the place...  LOL!!!  <3<3

awkward conversation have regretful flashbacks about it for the rest of the day - Socially Awkward Penguin

Mess with my husband, my kids or my dog... I dare you...!! This is totally me!! Mess with me, whatever. Go after what I love most in this world? No.

Mess with my husband, my kids or my dog. I dare you. This is totally me! Mess with me whatever go after what I love most in this world and I feel sorry for you! This is so totally true and yes most defiantly us Katelyn.

redbull but yep, meds and caffeine are pretty much the only way to survive nursing school

I'm on a strict diet of coffee and anti-anxiety pills. welcome to FINALS WEEK!

lol. Oh crap this can probably be used against me and put me in "jail". It's a joke but hilarious

Why can't people appreciate how much work I put into NOT becoming a serial killer?

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