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I didn't do this - but I TOTALLY would!!! I tore a sign down off the front door at work the other day. When my boss asked me what I was doing, I told her I was fixing it because customers were going to think we were stupid before they even walked in the door.

If you have someone in your life who laughs at the same crap you do, no matter how messed up it is. They are your soulmate.

I don't care where we eat as long as it is not at any of the 12 places you just named.

*Please let it go to voicemail... Please let it go to voicemail... Please let go to... * 'Oh, hey.. I'm glad I caught you...'