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And sometimes it is just a chance for you to come and sit and wait for everyone else to finish their projects before they finally decide to come and eat dinner. Do NOT fall for it.

relatable post: that physical pain when you see someone type http://www. into the url

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Test your Mario Cart skills on the Wii at Columbus Public Library's Tournament Tuesday, October 23rd from 5-6:30pm.

This has happened to me when the kids had me play Mario Cart with them. Needless to say, I'm not invited to play Mario Cart anymore.

When you can't find the tv remote...

hahahaha omgg so truee


finally, a description of what I'm actually doing ALL the effing time!

My husband did this on one of our first dates; he took a crouton that I had carefully been marinating in the salad dressing. He couldn't believe the look of horror on my face.

lol so true: I hate it when someone takes the piece of food I've mentally claimed.

My Life Is So Romantic, Except It’s Not… I'm Awaiting Cary Grant...

Good thing I'm funny! =) "My life is like a romantic comedy except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes.

Meanwhile on the internet...

Meanwhile on the internet...

i'm pretty happy with my life choices but i do both of these things lol.



He most annoying thing in the world!

Or you know...3 weeks...whatevs.  I apologize

i'm that horrible friend that reads your text then puts the phone down to do something and forgets to reply until 3 hours later


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Lol so true!

That 'kill me' moment when you think you're done washing the dishes and you turn around and see those pots on the stove. Or ten kiddie cups in random places.especially when the dish washer is full!

lol so true. so very true XD

I love that microwave, but i love the fridge! shh dont tell the microwave it might get jealous

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To work on vacation, or not to work: that is the question

Relatable post Me at school: "I'll work on this at home." Me at home: "I'll work on this at school.

Or I get interrupted and everyone starts listening to the person who interrupted me.happens ALL THE TIME lol

the only 2 reasons i listen to voicemails.. 1. if i don't know the number. 2. to get rid of the icon on the screen

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.