"I hate it when my dentist asks when the last time I flossed was. I'm like, dude, you don't remember? You were there. " #dentalhumor #funny #floss http://sallingtate.comMore
Hahahahaha..YUP! Happened to me on the highway yesterday. I was driving 65 and they had to be doing 80. caught up to them everytime at the road construction!More
All the things I LOVE. Things, words and pictures.
I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com More
Community Post: 17 "Someecards" That Are Too Sassy For Their Own GoodMore
"Watching my daughter at the park earlier. Another parent asked "Which one's yours?" Just for fun I said "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified."More
Lessons in WomanhoodMore
Favorite people and quotes
This is one of those situations where honesty is NOT the best policy. More
Words to live by, or laugh at
I don't work in hell but I thought this was funny :) same here! More
Thinking out loud...
I would rather buy new tupperware, than bother to open this one to clean out whatever this used to be.- I said when i opened the fridge today.More
I'm calling in sick today. I'm suffering from anal glaucoma which means I can't see my ass going to work today.More
So totally me everydayMore
Quotes and funny crap...
The hardest part of my job is being nice to stupid people.More
Books , Quotes, Movies, etc.!
Bitch, if you ran your ass as much as you run your mouth, you wouldn't be so fat. -I can't stop laughing!!!! More
I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people.....I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.More