I'm just saying, I wouldn't turn down a cookie from Ryan Gosling.

Creepy cookie guy…

I'm just saying, I wouldn't turn down a cookie from Ryan Gosling.

The Defibrillator Toaster     My mom would be so annoyed every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming:   WERE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!  DONT YOU DIE ON ME!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CCS OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!  Hes bread, Jim.  Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M  ----------------  If we dont restart his heart , hes toast!  JESUS CRUST.  JAM IT!   Daddys in a butter place now, kids.

The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming: WERE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP! DONT YOU DIE ON ME!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CCS OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!! Hes bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M ---------------- If we dont restart his heart , hes toast! JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! Daddys in a butter place now, kids.

An hour of whose line scenes from a hat.... This may be the best thing I have ever pinned.

An hour of whose line scenes from a hat.... This may be the best thing I have ever pinned.

The 10 Best SNL skits. Having a bad day? Save for later. I am crying!  I heart SNL

The 10 Best SNL Crack-Ups

The 10 Best SNL skits. Having a bad day? Save for later. I am crying! I heart SNL

Always upsets me when I see people claiming they're nerds or geeks when they obviously aren't. Probably doesn't even know who Frodo Baggins is!

Always upsets me when I see people claiming they're nerds or geeks when they obviously aren't. Probably doesn't even know who Frodo Baggins is!

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