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There's an open casting call for the next season of '1000 Ways to Die.' You should totally audition.
I've decided that from now on I'm going to answer every question like a presidential candidate.
"And Beyonce herself has nodded at you and whispered "Fierce" hahahahaha I have this mascara worst stuff EVER.
Idk if this us good or not, but the fiancé just read this, laughed and said "that's you" lol!
Sometimes I hate when people give me encouragement. I feel like saying "Shut up I know I can do it, I just don't want to"
Who was the 1st lady to shave her legs & instill in us that hairy legs are gross???? It's her fault we must have hairless legs!!!
All I know is one of us is right and the other one is you.
The proper skirt length is at least two inches below your cellulite. | Reminders Ecard | someecards.com
Concentrated Awesome!! A phrase I will be sharing with a few of my vertically challenged young men at Bellevue Middle School. The smallest ones have the biggest attitudes.
I'm getting real sick and tired of food having calories!!!
There's obviously no other option. **(giggle)**
Goodbye bikinis, tank tops, and shorts season! Hello nachos, casserole, holiday foods, leggings and big sweaters season!
Sounds about right. ...Hahaha!!! That's awesome. And so true. Girls can make guys do ANYTHING. The girl doesn't even have to say anything. The guy just hopes or assumes. Heehee! ;) *evil smile*