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Funny Confession Ecard: I haven't seen you since that time I hoped I'd never see you again. soo awkward always, fml

probably... at least I'll have lots of friends there!

Yup, that sounds about right

The story of my life. // I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.

Well, well, well, it's named after you SHARI B! You should be very honored.

Funny Confession Ecard: So I heard they're naming a new paint color after you. It's called Whore Red. Not very bright, but it's cheap and spreads really easily.

Sarcasm

Funny Confession Ecard: It's not that I don't like you. oh wait, yes, yes it is.

Disautonomia, my stupid heart just cant function right, can it? With all the other things that don't function right

The heart actually sends lots of info to the brain. But sometimes it seems like my brain and "heart" don't speak the same language,

how to fix a problem

Omg Katie I don't know why but I thought you'd get a chuckle out of this one. Put the straw in the shutthefuckupcakes and suck it the fuck up! Pardon my language but it was really funny!

Drives me bat shit crazy when adults are begging for a bone.

fun Congratulations on successfully performing a basic task of life which the rest of the world performs daily and without expectation of praise. LOL I think this one is my favorite one yet!

We hate everyone funny quotes quote bitch hate funny quotes girl quotes @Meg Christensen bahahaha!!

Why are we so unpopular? Because we hate everyone.yup, pretty much sums it up.

I feel fat. I will eat this cake. Lol.   http://www.fb.com/fitwithjen1 #weightloss #funny #fitness

I feel fat today. And to make myself feel better, I will eat this cake.Everyday of my life.except with ice cream!

And when you come to a fork in the road, well, take it. Because, hey, free fork.

Humor

nice though that my hubby and some close friends get my humor :) --- Funny Confession Ecard: Frankly, my humor is for my enjoyment, it is inconsequential if you get it or not.

I will!

A procrastinator? I'll prove you wrong someday. Just you wait and see. (I'll procrasinate at my funeral.I'll never die!

this summs up a few of my favorite people

Mom always said, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them. This made me laugh! So true!

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