Maggie Moore Moore Moore Lakis- this one is for you!!! (Melissa this made me laugh out loud). Say what you want about the south. I still feel like I have lived my life in the wrong half of the country, based on this description.
Southern words to live by...Even after 15 years in Texas (and I love Texas and Texans, God bless 'em) sometimes I realize how Southern I really am down in my soul!