Ain't nobody got time for that!
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If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you. Knees to chest, I repeat, KNEES TO CHEST!! funny-stuff
I say this all the time! I love it when they look at you and amble slower. If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you. Knees to chest, I repeat, KNEES TO CHEST!!
If I stop my car so you can walk across the street(or Walmart parking lot!), I better see some hustle out of you!
Funny Cry for Help Ecard: If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you. Knees to chest, I repeat, KNEES TO CHEST!!!
I cannot STAND people who lolly-gag on across the street while traffic's waiting. Makes me wanna play a round of my skreet version of the classic game, Rock, Paper, Scissors; my version's called Pedestrian, Car, Body Bag. I kid. I can't even run over a frog w/out feeling bad --- but C'MON, folks; quit acting like rude fucks & pick up the cotdamn pace when someone stops their vehicle in order for you to cross the street.
HaHa! ;) total pet peeve of mine..people sauntering slowly in front of the cars
KNEES TO THE CHEST PEOPLE!
HAHA So true
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I hate it when I plan a conversation in my head, but the other person doesn't follow the script. So true!!!
Free, Confession Ecard: I hate it when, I plan a conversation in my head, but the other person doesn't follow the script.
Hahaa!! happens all the time! Story of my life
@Jeni Lavea planning conversations lol
Happens all the time with my husband!
that happens all the time to me!
Plan conversations in my head
all the time...so true...
PICK UP YOUR DARN FEET!
Flip Flops, I Hate People, Damn Feet, Biggest Pet, Pet Peeve
HAHA! one of my pet peeves.. my husband does this CONSTANTLY! He says "my flip flops are heavy." wimp.
oh my gosh! trueness! Linz fusses at me all the time because my flip flops make noise!
Biggest pet peeve ever... Attention preteen and teen girls: pick up your damn feet
And this doesn't only apply to flip flops...PICK UP YOUR DAMN FEET, PEOPLE.
Flip, flop, flip, flop!! Not, shuffle, shuffle!! YES!!!!!
Biggest pet peeve ever! Pick you your damn feet people!
flip flops so stop shuffling #funny #ecards
I hate people who shuffle their feet !!!!
FLIP Flops. Amen sister!
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This is soo me! I cannot control myself when people fall! Or Hurt themselves in general!! (Not seriously hurt)
so funny! I love to see people fall but I'm also so clumsy = so I share the joy.
Okay, so I laugh all the time, but I laugh harder when people fall!!!! Lol
I feel terrible every time I do, but it's just so funny when people fall!
i laugh alot but when people fall, that is the best laugh lol
yes! That is true. What is so funny about people falling?
Too bad I'm the clumsy friend for everyone! Oh well!
IDK why it's so funny when people fall, but it is.
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My goodness... the bigger the shit stirrer.... LOL
Shit stirrer. I have to remember this!!!
Hmmmm.....Gotta love a 'pot-stirrer'!!!
Shit stirrer. Lisa Lange
Shit stirrer... Lol
Shit pot stirrers
damn pot stirrer
ridiculously high expectations
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that's my husbands excuse for not cleaning the kitchen
Totally my husband but gets me out of doing stuff
Which is why I despise group projects in school!
cleaning, group projects, life in general...
Basically. Just ask my husband :)
The reason I hate group projects
true story. group projects
Group work, anyone?
story of my life
Said no one ever
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Haha so true!! Reminds me of my bestie! Luv luv
I hate socks and sandals!!!!!! It is not ok.
My dad always socks and sandals......
HATE socks and sandals together...
Absolutely HATE socks and sandals.
..biggest pet peeve ever :) ...
yuck i hate socks and sandals
I hate socks & sandals!!!!
yep so true
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It takes about 2.9 seconds for me to go from this is the best day ever to I want to stab every person on planet Earth. // YES.
It takes about 2.9 seconds for me to go from 'this is the best day ever' to 'I want to stab every person on planet Earth.' | Confession Ecard
It takes about 2.9 seconds for me to go from "this is the best day ever" to "I want to stab every person on planet earth."
It takes about 2.9 seconds for me to go from this is the best day ever to I want to stab every person on planet Earth.
True story....but I probably don't need to tell anyone, as I think I was the last one to figure it out!
It takes about 2.9 seconds for me to go from 'this is the best day ever' to 'I want to stab every person on planet Earth.'
"Best Day Ever" to "I want to stab every person on the planet Earth" in 2.9 seconds@xoleannemariexo this is so you
It takes about 2.9 seconds for me to go from 'this is the best day ever' to 'I want to stab every person on planet Earth.' :-)
True story, @Kelly Teske Goldsworthy Teske Goldsworthy Teske Goldsworthy Bridges and @nikki striefler striefler striefler York . Thank you for always letting me vent!
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So funny!! Sometimes people can acknowledge you are being kind instead they walk like a snail!!! Makes me laugh!!
Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you. Knees to chest, KNEES TO CHEST!
If I stop my car to let you walk across the street, I better see some hustle. Knees to chest!! Hahahaaaaaaa!!!! (So true!)
If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you. Knees to chest, bitch, KNEES TO CHEST! | Courtesy Hello Ecard
If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you. CHEST!
This happens ALL the time! People wanna walk so dang slow!
Hahahaha funny stuff
This made me giggle
My 3 moods
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My 3 moods: 1. I’m too tired for this shit 2. I’m too old for this shit 3. I’m too sober for this shit | Snarkecards
Too tired, too old, too sober. #funny ecard
literally my life right now
Bahahaaa that is so funny
my life. lately 2.
Story of my life!
My life story LoL
My mood somedays
SO true... have seen this and don't want it...ahhhhh nice but not for me lol
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Or get a tattoo of my name and/or face or do one of those RIP shirts
Remember this in case I forget to put this in my will... So true.
My thoughts exactly! wtf is up with that anyway?
My thoughts exactly! This is such a pet peeve!
bwahahahaha...so true! I mean, really.
Ecards ecards e-card meme funny joke
laughed so hard at this aaahahahaha
This made me giggle.
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Cars should have 2 horns. One for 'Excuse me, I'd like to kindly alert you to something' and one for 'WTF, get off the road asshole, you suck. Shit.'
Brilliant idea...or a car horn that sounds like a freight train horn for the other drivers! :-)
i have a feeling the WTF horn would sound many more times than the excuse me...
this describes my road rage and the cure for it
and i would be using the 2nd one all the time
Id use the 2nd one prolly 90% of the time!
Omgggg yesss I say this all the time!
Car horns and road rage
lol so true
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eCards - Money can't buy happiness but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion.@Amber knowlton
Ecard, money can't buy happiness, but a Margarita and mansion will cheer me up! HAHAHA!!!! So true!
With my granny by my side. eCards - Money can't buy happiness but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion.
True story bitches!
All the time!
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Sometimes I forget to change the captions on my pins and worry people will think I really said that. <-- all the time!!!
When I first started pinning..I didnt know you could change captions. Now I wonder of people who repin my stuff know you can change captions ... Because I write some pretty specific to me captions most of the time lol
I don't change the caption ever. Except for this one but half the time I don't say the stuff in the captions
this is totally me and yes i Kirsten did write this and i think this all the time !
Story of my life. I literally never change the captions....except for this one.
Guilty (I didn't change this caption, but it's wholly applicable to my life)
more like all the time except for right now... thank you ecard
I thought I was the only one. Giggle
Pinterest problems. ALL THE TIME.
all the time
Freaking Stupid, Sotrue, My Life, So True, Funny Stuff, Funny E Cards, Stupid People, Funny Ecards, True Stories
Stupid people-gah this is so true..and i do find myself saying this at least once a day
True story actually..like really..this is my life
omg. this is so true. hahaha my life every day.
So true... story of my life!
Freaking stupid people..
. #funny e cards
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I Love Jesus, I Promise, Dear Jesus, Funny Stuff, Christian Humor, So Funny, Jesus Forgive
Funny Apology Ecard: Dear Jesus, forgive me for not hitting LIKE on my friend's 'Hit like if you love Jesus' post. I really do like you.
Dear Jesus, forgive me for not hitting LIKE on my friend's 'Hit like if you love Jesus' post. I really do like you. Those things are crayyy
Dear Jesus, forgive me. ... Always be feeling guilty if I don't ..
And I love my kids and parents and dogs and cats too, I promise.
Hahahaha so funny
i love Jesus
I've got some serious sassy pants on today. WATCH OUT! I feel bad for all of my coworkers. #Sorry
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#sassy #pants #quote
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THIS IS MY LIFE EVERYDAY AT WORK! AHHH!! As I roll up in my busted '96 Jeep trying to WORK for my money and I have patients waltzing out of their ESCALADE!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRR
"What do you mean I have a $1 co-pay?! I have Medicaid! It pays for everything!" As you light up another smoke in the drive threw in your G6... Must be nice. This is my life EVERYDAY.
So sad but it happens all the time. People should be ashamed of themselves!
This has always been my pet peeve when I worked face to face with patients~
See it everyday at work....not so funny, but often true.
Why does this sound like my life at work EVERY DAY????
So wrong but so true!! Everyday of my life!!!!
Now that's funny stuff there!
This made me giggle.....lol
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And the worst part is that said bitch usually has no idea you're not friends anymore.
story of my life,,,some girls from high school..haha
actually never missed any of you in my life.
I feel like this just explained my life....
almost everyone i went to high school with.
This pertains to a couple people. LOL
I have a couple people like this...
ex friend :)
so true. lol