Ain't nobody got time for that!
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EVERY STUCK UP, OUT OF TOWN UofD student needs to read this and get a move on, cuz i got places to BE and im in the mood to run u the hell over! It sayd Pedestrians have the right of WAY, NOT the right to be a complete DUCHE BAG!
If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you. Knees to chest, I repeat, KNEES TO CHEST!! funny-stuff
Every day of my life at Eastern. Just because the legal law says pedestrians have right of way doesn't mean the law of physics agrees. (My car vs. your body)
YES!!....for every unappreciative ass who slowly strolls across the street in front of my car, talking on their cell phone.
So funny and yet so true. Such a double standard when you're the pedestrian, though.
HaHa! ;) total pet peeve of mine..people sauntering slowly in front of the cars
For all the slow people I let cross in front of my car at Walmart.Get with it!
The reason this is so funny is because we all know it's the truth!
Obviously :)--- There's things that are funny and that's it, not to be taken too seriously and there's things that are serious...I know the difference....this is why I don't get offended.
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Funny. Offensive. Jokes.
I like funny-offensive.
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Haha! True! #someecards Why is it that you only get stuck behind slow drivers or red lights when...
Why is it that you only get behind slow drivers or hit every red light when you are late or about to poop your pants? | Somewhat Topical Ecard | someecards.com
You only meet red lights or slow drivers when you're late or need to poop
Omg seriously @Alyssa Washo I can't stop laughing at this
Haha! True! #someecards Or pee your pants.
ahahahaha!!!! ... seriously too funny
Story of my LIFE!
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honestly, i've never had the desire to try to ride a bike in heels. it's rather impressive, actually.
I don't know what's funnier...the guy in the background pointing that probably hasn't done a push-up in his life, or the fact that this gentleman has more muscle and looks sexier in his bike pose than a Victoria secret model would!
He's so majestic!!! 😆😮👸 And then the guys in the background see him & try to get a picture , he's like "no, wait" and looks like a boss in his picture.
I don't know what's up with the outfit, but let's be honest, despite the pink Borat outfit (which is totally this guys colour), this is one good lookin dude.
This guy? Amazing. And kind of majestic. THat second picture slays me.
Noboy can rock this pink hair like this guy. Magnificent.
He has better legs than I do
So majestic. Great legs
no need for slutty pictures
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Yes, I know you're jealous. Not only can I cook, but I'm pretty enough to not feel the need to post slutty pictures on my facebook.
bahahaha. So I can't quite cook, but true to the slutty pictures part!
Ok maybe I cook & post slutty pictures of me cooking.. don't judge me!
facebook - although, sometimes slutty pictures are fun too.
Ben.. Add this to my resume
This is tooooo funny!
For real people!
I know right! Relationship quotes are always geared towards women, but just maybe our goals don't include being in a relationship.
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Men think it's a woman's dream to find the perfect man. Every woman's dream is to eat anything without getting fat.
I know right! Hehe....I've already found MY perfect man anyway.......
So true. Especially now since I found the perfect man already ;0)
Seriously, could care lesss about finding the "perfect" man.
Funny E-Card Humor - tons of good ones!
Yes! Because there is no "perfect" men.
hahaha well said
OMG!!!! So true!!!
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Hahahahaha, but so true! Hahahaha. Sorry for the swearing but this is funny, true but oh so funny:)
This is too funny... Its very interesting to me that my life is exactly the same now that I am a single mother as it was when I was married and living with my husband
hahaha. this isn't applicable to me at all but it made me laugh.
#Funny #Quotes Top 12 Most Funniest quotes
This just made me giggle - pretty much...
Very Funny and True! Love this!!!
Haha so true! @Jeremy Phillips
Laughed so hard. #ecard
this is sooo true
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Once you hate someone everything they do is offensive. 'Look at this bitch eating those crackers like she owns the place'.
"Look at this bitch eating those crackers like she owns the place"
So true, I hate everything you do.
so true... story of my life
Haha so true!
Funny Weekend Ecard: When Im dead, I want people to remember me by starting off each sentence with 'She was the craziest bitch I knew, this one time....'
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Someone better say this at my damn funeral/wake/whatever.
Yesss, I have a feeling there will be some stories. ;)
Yesss oh remember ......... Smiles
Yes!!! Yesssss, yesss, YEEEESSSS!
Yesss..most probably will!
Yesss! That's soooo me!
OMG so funny, LOL!
We all know one
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Funny Encouragement Ecard: Will you please get some friends so you can stop posting pictures you took of yourself in the bathroom on facebook?
Will you please get some friends so you can stop posting pictures you took of yourself in the bathroom on facebook? | Encouragement Ecard | someecards.com
Bathroom mirror pics, and the duck faces.....so annoying!!!!!!!!
A little harsh but made me giggle
Bathroom pictures on Facebook.
haha...oh its so true!!
stupid is as stupid does
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I know i should respect your opinion, but i find that difficult because you are a fucking idiot.
Funny thing is I would probably say this to someone ha ha
If only we could all tell the truth all the time!!
so true most of the time, exactly how im feeling
stupid is as stupid does (isn't that the truth)
Somedays this is exactly how my life feels!
so true with some people
yes, story of my life
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Free, Cry For Help Ecard: Not sure who your purposely vague facebook posts are for, but the rest of us think you're an attention seeking idiot.
Not sure who your purposely vague facebook posts are for, but the rest of us think you're an attention seeking idiot. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com
Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Not sure who your purposely vague facebook posts are for, but the rest of us think you're an attention seeking idiot. @Jennifer Alcaraz hummm I think we know a few people like this
Not sure who your purposely vague facebook posts are for, but the ...
Seriously. What I think every time I see the vague Facebook posts
YESSS. My NUMBER ONE pet peeve on facebook.
Keeps scrolling... #Facebook #Funnies
Bahaha! I hate vague Facebook posts!
Yup there are some ppl I feel this way towards :)
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duh..hated hanging out with you. Most .Annoying, Person.Ever. That's why I so nicely commented on your failed "fashion photography" attempt. Could have let that $hit pass but uh...it was a prime opportunity to get you out of my life. We couldn't stand yall lol
this definitely applies to some people in my life... hahah
hahahaha i can relate and have no choice! humph!
I wish I could say that to some people.
Def felt this was about some people...
Haha so true for some people...
Hahaha so funny
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True Story!!!! Babe this is for you!
seriously, perfect e-card for me :)
THIS IS MY LIFE IN ECARD FORM.
True story. Story of my life.
Hahaha, true story..
True story, bro.
made me laugh(:
:-) funny stuff
haha so true
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So true!! Seriously!+Am+I+the+ONLY+one+that+can+see+the+trash+overflowing,+ the+dirty+dishes+in+the+sink,+ the+laundry+piled+up,+ and+the+empty+ toilet+paper+roll?
It is amazing how these ecards read my mind! I wish my husband and children would!!
Story of my life!!! It is amazing how these ecards read my mind!
This is MY life!!!!!! Only my husband can see this!
omg the toilet paper roll.... so true
Biggest pet peeve!
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I hate when skinny people call themselves fat just to get compliments. Bitch just shut up and eat that sandwich.
I should give skinny people an IV with a cheeseburger in it..that will teach them!
Skinny people....major pet peeve!!
funny stuff right there
From a skinny bitch
bahaha so funny!
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Isn't it ironic how the colors Red, White & Blue represent freedom - until they're flashing behind you...
So I didn't really laugh, but it's still worth it
Isn't this the truth!! #july4th
red, white and blue...truth!
isnt that the truth !
favorite ecard ever!!
That's funny shit