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Funny Workplace Ecard: Don't mistake this fake smile and professional body language. I'd punch you in the throat if I knew I wouldn't lose my job.

I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol. | Cry For Help Ecard

I don't hold grudges. I hold memories that keep me better prepared for our next encounter. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

'Why can't we be friends?', Well, because you're three gallons of crazy in a two gallon bucket and I don't have time for a mess like you.

Instead of replying to her rude comments, I highlighted all her grammatical and spelling errors and sent back a note saying, 'Bitch, I can't read this, try again.'

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude and that's not my problem! #haha