Explore So Funny, Hilarious, and more!

The only reason I check my voicemail is to get of the little icon on my screen.

Oh this is soooo true! Really need me, text me. The annoying icon is the only reason I check voicemail!

it also helps if you remember your phone in the first place

I Can Relate: Checking your phone to see what time it is, and then checking again because you weren't paying attention the first time. I do this ALL THE TIME!

omg do you guys remember when you were like 5 or 6 and you were on an airplane and they gave you markers you could color on your cookie with? i still have one that tastes like banana!

For real, I know a few nine year olds with phones, and I STILL feel cool with my new markers (crayola😏)

soo me!

yes-butno

Just because someone’s singing all the time doesn’re an amazing singer and want everyone to hear them… singing is just fun :)

"the other day"

I don't do this, but my husband is guilty guilty guilty! And his can go up to "years ago." "Our friend had a baby the other day. She's 3 years old now.

This is so true!!! and stay up all night thinking it will land on your face!  Scary thoughts!

"The only thing worse than having a spider in your room. Is losing a spider in your room!" :: Lc- they're always easy to find though. Just look under your pillow.

I totally do this! And jump on the bed from a foot away to make sure no one grabs me from under my bed!!!!

I turn the lights off and it gets pretty dark in the house. LOLXD I just peg it up the stairs and into my room slam the door and turn the light on.

Pinterest
Search