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I have a few people in mind.

K to T-"One day my patience will run out, and I will stab you. In the face. Very hard." Jaime-"I think you normally punch people in the face.

Now this is funny.  However I don't have the courage to do it!

10 Funniest Pics Found On Pinterest

Funny pictures about Old people. Oh, and cool pics about Old people. Also, Old people photos.

If you don't want to talk about it, don't post vague status updates on Facebook fishing for people to ask you what's wrong.

So true, and one of my pet peeves! "If you don't want to talk about it, don't post vague status updates on FB, fishing for people to ask you what's wrong!

True Story! Hahahahaha. I turn into "peg leg Joe" according to my husband... awesome! In my opinion...

Art Funny Drunk Text - I Get Awesome things-that-make-me-smile

totally do this.

I Totally do this.in fact, I taught my daughter at the age of 2 that we Never touch public toilets and we only flush with our shoes.

Guide to PMS. I would prefer mine to say "here have a beer"

The first row and the last row are true. I suppose the last column (Ultra safe) would be too if I drank wine. Let's just change that whole column to "chocolate" instead of wine.

"Mosquito!!" In the winter you could say spider. Lol!!!

Not lying when I say this. Tonight my husband and I went to Newks. Sat outside. I look over at him and a mosquito is sucking his left cheek. I tenderly with love slap his face. I say mosquito because it really was! I so thought of this quote!

We're flexible like that...lol

Women are Angels. And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly . on a broomstick. We're flexible like that. my ex always inferred I was a witch, that's why its funny . cuz he's my ex .

Me, I have this

oh that's me. random fact: getting angry at people when we listen to them breathing or eating is called Misophonia, which is an actual brain disorder.