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This is me! Funny Confession Ecard: I often laugh at extremely inappropriate times. Not because I'm nervous or anything.mainly because I think inappropriate things are funny.

This is actually my life right now.

sometimes I just can't tell

I can't tell if I'm dealing well with my life these days or I just don't give a shit anymore.

Dear Fairy Godmother, Think you could bippity-boppity-boo me back to 17 years old and that awesome body I thought was fat? Thanks.

Dear Fairy Godmother, Think you could bippity-boppity-boo me back to 17 years old and that awesome body I thought was fat? Thanks. Yeah all of this would be so much easier

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Funny Confession Ecard: I'm kind of a lady, but definitely more of a pervert. Ha ha ha so me!

Yes!!!!

I love maxi skirts and dresses! "We may feel dressed up, but all women know that maxi skirts are just crotchless yoga pants.

Been there.

You know you're from the if you remember being disappointed when the CD's leaflet didn't have the lyrics to the songs. How else were you going to learn that damn line on track I remember this with cassette's.

Haha i'm guilty

Running eCard--I went for a run but came back after two minutes because I forgot something. I forgot I'm out of shape and can't run more than two minutes.

No comment necessary lmao, regret is in your near future

I'm a lady but when I'm mad, I'm an evil, sadistic, demon spawned bitch from hell that'll make you wish you were never born. And when I'm happy, I bake cookies & shit.

You poor thing. You don't even realize you're batshit crazy,  do you?

Free, Workplace Ecard: You poor thing. You don't even realize you're batshit crazy, do you?

I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth loosing my job. Most days the answer is yes.

A pinner posted: "I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth losing my job. Most days the answer is yes." Is loosing your job worse than losing it?

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