Sayings, Life, Quotes, Stuff, Cuddling, Truth, Funny, Things, Shit
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cuddling. (i don't alway's put moody and deep/dark stuff on this board :p) - scouted by groundingcenter.org
starting to see that anything that has "I like that shit" following it, is funny to me
cuddling. (i don't alway's put moody and deep/dark stuff on this board :p)
Two of my favorite things: cuddling & the word shit. Perfect-o.
CUDDLING.... I really do like that shit!!!
Lol, I would have to say the same thing :)
Cuddling, I like that shit. truth.
Booty Call, Life, Quotes, E Card, Funny Stuff, Humor, Funnies, Ecards
The best part of having a prostitute die on you is that the second hour is free! #ecard #LOL #funny #hilarious #humor #joke #haha
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.. ecard jokes humor funny hilarious LOL haha hahaha
The last time I had sex it brought tears to my eyes. I think it was the mace.. ecard adult jokes adult humor sex jokes sex humor dirty jokes dirty humor naughty funny hilarious LOL haha hahaha
It's hard to pull your foot out of your mouth when your head is up your ass.. ecard jokes humor funny hilarious LOL haha hahaha
Booty call from life, oh my!!! I cannot stop laughing.
Just some funny stuff that makes me laugh!
Booty call from life. funny shiiit
Sayings, Stuff, Quotes, I M Mad, Funny, Funnies, Fucking Gorgeous
hahaha ohhh does this remind me of a few of my besties that think it is just soo funny to instigate situations so I can give them a good laugh while i ream someone out for Lord knows what lol
Hahaha! Oh, you think I'm cute when I'm mad? I'm about to be f**cking gorgeous. Funny saying
Oh my partner thinks he is so funny when he says "you look so cute when your mad"!! Lol
my husband does stuff to piss me off on purpose cuz he thinks its funny and cute.
#Quote: Oh, you think I´m cute when I´m mad? I´m about to be fucking gorgeous
Oh he thinks ilook so sexy when i m mad"!! Lol
women,woman,old age funny quotes
Love this! Funny stuff!
Someecards Work, Social Skills, My Life, Fuck You Ecards, Funny Ecards About Life, Ecards Love, Sarcastic Quotes About Work, Social Situations, Sarcastic Ecards About Work
#SOCIAL #Quotes I hide behind sarcasm because telling you to go fuck yourself is considered rude in most social situations.
But if pushed hard enough I can forget I have social skills!
yup. and totally why I suck at social situations. sigh.
This is my life. Seriously. This is my life.
in MOST social situations... not all
Only in most social situations...
literal story of my life.
Most social situations...
Of fucking course
Random Fact, Trust Worthy, Quotes, Stuff, Truth, Fuck Yeah, Funny, True
If this is true, it's surely interesting. People who use a lot of swear words tend to be more honest & trust worthy, human behavioral studies suggest.
I'll take this random quote as my excuse for sounding like a sailor.
idk if this is true but if so i'm pretty damn trust worthy
I am incredibly truthful and trust worthy! :)
Random fact.... which is true!!
Fuck yeah that's fucking true!
Who writes this stuff?
Funny yet true lol
Deal with it
Giggle, Girl, Truth
Why, yes! I say "Fuck" a lot more than a girl should!
The truth about fuck#Repin By:Pinterest++ for iPad#
I was just saying this same thing the other day!
To the girls who taught me to use the word!!!
I do cuss like a sailor!
well...its the truth
but seriously though
Math Problems, Awkward Moments, I Hate Math, My Life, Math Class, So True, Funny Stuff, High Schools
That awkward moment when you finish a math problem and your answer isn't even one of the choices #math #standardizedtesting #thatawkwardmoment
Reasons I'll never do another math problem in my lifetime. This happened to me every time when I used to have math classes
This couldn't describe my life in math classes any better! but then I had myself tested: dyscalculia, so, now I can handle it :)
That awkward moment when you finish a math problem and your answer isn't even one of the choices.
this describes my life every time i figure out a math problem.
Essentially the story of my life in high school math class.
story of my life.... i hate math.
SO true. Gah, I laughed so hard.
It's a gift, really.
Sarcasm, Quotes, Truth, So True, Funny Stuff, Funnies, Humor, Things
So true... Really to true. #love #humor #sarcasm #funny #life #love #perspective #quotes #dryhumor #smile #laughter #joy Chic.St Sense of Humor <3
5) I am one of the most sarcastic people ever, I use sarcasm and humor constantly because it hides things
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I hazard to say this quote may be more truly applied to Wit over Sarcasm. However, fabulous wit is a rare thing indeed.
The Party Goddess! Marley Majcher www.thepartygoddess.com © #quote #sarcasm #insult #funny
Sarcasm funny quote #humor #funny +++To see more, visit http://www.quotesarelife.com/
to quote a world class smart ass "many of truths are told in jest"... so true
#funny #humor #sarcasm #laugh
Truth, My Life, Hair Ties, White Girls, So True, Totally Me, Girl Problems
I've worn a skinny hair tie for years. True story.
This is so true. I got white girl problems.
Truth. my hairtie is a perma-bracelet.
White girl problems. so true
truth. This is totally me!
Super White Girl Problems
True story- hair tie
white girl problems.
my life... Truth!!
Sayings, Ray, Fucking Sunshine, Quotes, Funny Stuff, Funnies, Humor
Im a happy-go-lucky ray of fucking sunshine... (Well, some days, its like that! )
Not sure I find this - Sexy Quotes - but i definitely find it funny!
Damn right! I am a..... HAPPY~Go~Lucky Ray of FuCKiNg SuNsHIne!!!!
Ray of sunshine.. this is funny, but sorry for the language.
I'm A Happy-Go-Lucky Ray Of Fucking Sunshine....
Well I Am! Don't Laugh! :-P
Need I say more?
That s meee
"After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh." - Mr. Big. SATC
Inspiration, Quotes, Truth, City Quote, Mr Big, So True, Thought, Sex And The City
''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big~ you always made me laugh, i thought i always made you laugh too
after a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. mr. big, sex and the city. #sexandthecity #quote #inspiration #motivation
''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big sex in the city quote
my favorite Sex and the City quote!!! Mr. Big <3
truth. Sex and the city mr big wisdoms
So true! (Mr. Big - Sex and the City)
Sex and the city #quote Mr. Big
Mr. Big sex and the city quotes
Sex and the city quote
On the back of this Cute n' Country T-shirt reads: Sweet as Sugar Hard As Ice Cross Me Once I'll Shoot You Twice
Country Clothes, Sweet As Sugar Hard As Ice, Country Girls, Country T Shirt, Country Shirts, T Shirts, I Ll Shoot, Country Outfits
On the back of this Cute n' Country T-shirt reads: Sweet as Sugar Hard As Ice Cross Me Once I'll Shoot You Twice I would so want this if i shot a gun and was good at it
Sweet as sugar hard as ice cross me once and I will shoot you twice t shirt. Country girl style
Sweet as Sugar Hard As Ice Cross Me Once I'll Shoot You Twice ??? Cute n' Country
Sweet as sugar hard as ice cross me once I'll shoot you twice. So cute!
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"chop you own wood and it will wam you twice" -Henry Ford. I am loving thsi quote. Ford Balsam Pillow | Izola
This reminds me of my hubby..."Chop your own wood and it will warm you twice" - Henry Ford - Ford Balsam Pillow
Henry Ford pillow - great inspirational quote #henryford #pillow #inspirationalquoteI love this quote, love the color of the pillow and believe it fits with my theme perfectly. Why just have a pillow, when you can have an inspiration quote to 'sleep on?' #DecorbyMe AND @ForRent.com
"Chop your own wood and it will warm you twice." - Henry Ford #henryford #print #pillow #quote
Chop your own wood and it will warm you twice - Henry Ford - Ford Balsam Pillow
Ford Balsam Pillow : Perfectly Imperfect. Great quote for a board/sign
Ford Balsam Pillow | Chop your own wood and it will warm you twice.
gift for MIke Ford Balsam Pillow | Izola
story of my life.
Laughing So Hard, Time, Quotes, My Life, So True, Funny Stuff, Smile, My Sister
this is so true about me, I love to be able to laugh so hard that It hurts and I start crying. Now that's intense.
One reason I can't tell people about funny stuff that happens! I look like a total weirdo trying not to laugh so hard and spit it out lol
Things we should appreciate: Such an amazing moment... Until you realize the story will never measure up to the delivery, by time you finally spit out the ending.
Being unable to finish a sentence because you're laughing so hard about the ending. (My sister and I are really good at this.)
bahahaha, story of my life!... i think the majority of the most funny things ive ever said never actually got completely said... or were ruined because i laughed so much about it
This is totally me and my sister Megan every time we get together lol
little things # 198 so true happens all the time!!!
This is my life in one quote haha
Fat Girls, Story Of I Life, Perfect Man, My Life, Silly Men, I Love Food, So Funny, Haha So True
Luckily I have the perfect man. If only I could eat anything without getting fat; I would consider myself a lottery winner!
YES! This and then have perfect hair everyday, then an unlimited supply of clothes, then maybe the perfect man. Hehe.
men think it's a woman's fantasy to find the perfect man. every woman's dream is to eat anything without getting fat.
so funny, and true! and if the perfect man comes along while she is doing that, then it is a bonus!
haha so true! Especially now that I've got my perfect man :)
fat girl status hahaha
story of my life
I love food
actually, kinda... yeah.
Girl, Quotes, Dude, Truth, My Life, Funny, So True
Ha, so true, though probably more like the ATTITUDE of a dude. And with that, guys either think you're cool as s***, or feel extremely threatened by it and don't know how to handle you. If they think you're cool though, they'll experience the most fun they ever had with a girl. My husband knows. lol
Been a tomboy my entire life. Love my life! I can do most things that guys can't. Like fighting wildland fires, working on diesels, vehicles, farm equipment. And I ride horses and shoot a gun like a boss!
No. I am a girl with the personality of a girl who likes books and science and science fiction and being alone and making things, and being logical. I'm a girl with the personality of a girl who hates shopping and doesn't care about makeup or chick flicks. You got a problem with that?
I'm basically a girl with a personality of a dude. ~ well not personality really, more like, mentality. I like nice things but you can keep all the pink glittery stuff.
So true!, This is often said of ENTJ women...among other terms.//Or any other girl with a Rational temperament because we're not expected to think logically.
Excuse you? I am a girl with a personality of ME Dudes don't have specific personalities, and this is one of the dumbest things I've seen in a while
"I'm basically a girl with a personality of a dude." My life exactly.
Someone once said, I am a dude with girl parts - same thing, right?
story of my life. to funny
Quotes, Guy, Dear Girls, Funny, So True, Videogame, Video Games
Dear girls, if a guy pauses a video game just to text you back. Marry him. LOL! #funny #relationship #romance
This drive me CRAZY! Dear girls, expect a man to pause a video game for you. Respect is just the MINIMUM ladies!!!!!! Marry the guy who is too busy being your partner in life to even play video games! *L
"dear girls, if a guy pauses a video game just to text you back.... Marry him." SO true.
i'd love to meet a guy WORTH pausing MY videogame over- so far no luck!
funny quote guy pauses video game to text on imgfave
This actually made me laugh out loud!!!! SO funny!
Sayings, Quotes, Truth, Funny, So True, Daughters, Awesome Daughter, Mom
MY MOM has the most awesome daughter in the world! I ONLY speak the TRUTH!!! :-P @Patricia Rollins @Jill Contris
just saying..... Must run in the family cause I have the most awesome daughter in the world too!
;-) My mom has the most awesome daughter in the world #quotes @Tracy Stewart Stewart Stewart Solis
mom n daughter quotes | my mom has the most awesome daughter in the world facebook quotes
How about, "I'm the mom that has the most awesome daughter in the world."
My mom has most awesome daughter in the world funny love quotes ...
My Mom is lucky enough to have 2 of the most AWESOME daughters!!!!
You usually don't say nice things about your sister... hehe.
@Natosha...this is so true! I have 2 awesome daughters!
no Kidding...worked for me. I love you Kristin Holt