I really wish I could see you today. Actually, I wish you could see me. I look super cute. Good hair day and cute shoes!

I really wish I could see you today. Actually, I wish you could see me. I look super cute. Good hair day and cute shoes!

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!"    This sounds like my husband, not me.

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!" This sounds like my husband, not me.

January, February, March, April....September, October, November, December. Yup. Sounds about right.

January, February, March, April....September, October, November, December. Yup. Sounds about right.

This will forever be my mantra. Until I get a tattoo.....which I have been looking at..so I will have to change my mantra. But for now, this is it! :)

My Favorite Prank that I ever Did Pull

This will forever be my mantra. Until I get a tattoo.....which I have been looking at..so I will have to change my mantra. But for now, this is it! :)

Ha Ha! Funny! LOL! // The self checkout lane was invented by a man who was sent to the store to buy tampons.

Ha Ha! Funny! LOL! // The self checkout lane was invented by a man who was sent to the store to buy tampons.

men think it's a woman's fantasy to find the perfect man. every woman's dream is to eat anything without getting fat.

men think it's a woman's fantasy to find the perfect man. every woman's dream is to eat anything without getting fat.

"Put your clothes back on Channing Tatum," said no one ever.

Put your clothes back on!

i don't know why everyone keeps saying they're trying to bring sexy back when i'm right here I never  even left.

i don't know why everyone keeps saying they're trying to bring sexy back when i'm right here I never even left.

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