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1. "Since we can't elope, will you go to homecoming with me?" If homecoming is a substitute for marriage, chances are this messy melon isn't the biggest drama in your life. Can you imagine if your daughter brought this home? 2. "Honey, I do!" as an answer to a wedding proposal?! What do you say? "Um, I need to think about it," and run out to buy a melon?