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Nope. Deal's off. I have to put on makeup, a bra, and pants? I'm not going. SomeECards.  Lol! Woman logic.

Nope. Deal's off. I have to put on makeup, a bra, and pants? I'm not going. SomeECards. Lol! Woman logic.

Kay said: This reminds me of a trip to Walmart with a certain some body ;)   "Do my boobs look good in this top?"  "Yeah...why?"  "I'm hoping it will distract from the jacked up hair dye gone wrong on my head!"  -Priceless....  Yeah.....lol

Kay said: This reminds me of a trip to Walmart with a certain some body ;) "Do my boobs look good in this top?" "Yeah...why?" "I'm hoping it will distract from the jacked up hair dye gone wrong on my head!" -Priceless.... Yeah.....lol

Haha.  sometimes you just have to have the courage to say that to some of the MOST annoying people that think everything is the freakin' business..?

Haha. sometimes you just have to have the courage to say that to some of the MOST annoying people that think everything is the freakin' business..?

I'm not calling you a 'slut'. I am calling you a 'penny'-because you are two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

I'm not calling you a 'slut'. I am calling you a 'penny'-because you are two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

I'm not shaving tonight. It's the only way to stop me from making terrible decisions. It usually works.

I'm not shaving tonight. It's the only way to stop me from making terrible decisions. It usually works.

Dear Lord, I want to thank you for keeping your hand over my mouth today, that could have ended badly!

Dear Lord, I want to thank you for keeping your hand over my mouth today, that could have ended badly!

Funny Weekend Ecard: Something about today makes me want to be hungover tomorrow.

Funny Weekend Ecard: Something about today makes me want to be hungover tomorrow.

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