totally worth it---haha @Kristina Chambers so totally me...and you are such a good sissy for putting up with me :D
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This is totally me! <3 & yes, I'm worth it! <3 ;)
where is the person that thinks i'm worth it? LOL
Totally worth it:)...this is totally me :)
No really... I'm totally worth it!
I'm totally worth it...so true <3
;) ha, he loves me
haha funny stuff.
This is horrible yet fitting Lol
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And please don't forget my crown! Lol Thx MCG!!!!
To my in-laws lol I got a throne bitches!
Respect the crown, bitches!
Ahahahaha! Queen of Hell!
My #truth ♊️
One of my best supervisors said I didn't need to "explain myself," I could / should just explain the situation. 1.29.14
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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind, don't matter and those who matter, don't mind. - Great graduation gift!
Love this. Dr. Seuss quotes are so awesome.
One of my favorite quotes by Dr. Seuss!
Always my favorite Dr Seuss quote.
Love this Dr. Seuss quote
Dr. Suess Quote
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Scary Movies Just saw the new "Evil Dead" so this made me giggle because yep. It happened tons in the movie. LOL
I love how in scary movies the person yells out 'hello?' as if the killer is going to be like 'yeah, i'm in the kitchen, want a sandwich?
The funny thing is... I literally did this exact same thing when I was alone in a giant house and my music turned off downstairs... then back on... and back off... I said hello as I walked down the stairs with bleach to throw in the killer's eyes, in case it really was a killer hahaha
36 of My Favorite Silly, Crazy or Funny Quotes For the Day Omg I think the same thing every time I watch a scary movie
I love horror movies but so true
So true of scary movies! LOL
This makes me laugh because I can TOTALLY hear it coming out of my husband's mouth!
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Me... hahah - laughed when I saw this. My husband would agree.
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what else can I say.....giggle
My life's philosophy ;-)
Ha ha well said
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I still giggle when someone says "penis" sad but true
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Funny quote - "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this. Ever. *If I see tags like that & ones that say "dry clean only" usually means - I'm not buying it then. :P
Guilty. Dry clean only dress from Vegas a year ago still in the laundry.. lazyyyy
"dry clean only"? HA! Throw in with handwash items and pray for the best.
"This shirt is dry clean only. That means it's DIRTY!" Mitch Hedberg
Oh my.. some things just have to be dry cleaned! :)
sorry, you're not worth the cost of dry cleaning.
Same goes for "dry clean only" tags.
same with dry clean only.
Yes sir :D
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Steven Humour: Funny Ecards - 27 Pics Change the last one to "play sports", and then it should end "SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU?!?!"
Not really the cooking part but definately a sports fan! Steven Humour: Funny Ecards - 27 Pics
Steven Humour: Funny Ecards - 27 Pics for some lol
Steven Humour: Funny Ecards - 27 Pics...
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Funny Ecards - 27 Pics
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@melanie winship...Funny Encouragement Ecard: What doesn't kill you makes your drinks stronger.
Funny Encouragement Ecard: What doesn't kill you makes your drinks stronger....haha seriously
Nursing school.... Won't kill you but sure as hell will make those drinks stronger!!!lol
What doesn't kill you makes your drinks stronger! Cheers!
Feeling that way lately....no fun 😐
Ain't that the truth! @Nansi
My motto anyway
Need to get this as a button, so I can just point to it when, in the middle of conversations, I have an Alzheimer's moment.
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And every passenger carries their life burden just remain in the station for undefined time
From the moment we begin our process leading to your shimmy that breaks me to my core and leaves me powerless, you should take pride that you have defeated mother nature herself. That there is no one on this earth that has been able to drain EVERY thought in my head from that wiggle, and erasing millions of years of evolution in the process that leaves me without a single thought in my head. You should never doubt how powerful that body of a goddess is 2 my world 2 be able 2 control that at will
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#word long (but extremely productive) day. Ready to relax with my babe now ❤️❤️
Im afraid my train of thought has left the station
I said this! I didn't know it was a quote!
Oh I'm in a 'pissy mood'... Sorry that rainbows and gumdrops aren't flying out of my ass today!
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That was ME when I called to fill a new prescription for Enbrel and my insurance company denied it!!!
Oh I'm in a 'pissy mood'... Sorry that rainbows and gumdrops aren't flying out of my ass today! I feel like I'm not allowed to be down, ever.
Oh I'm in a 'pissy mood'... Sorry that rainbows and gumdrops aren't flying out of my ass today! So ME today!
Oh I'm in a "pissy mood"... Sorry that rainbows and gumdrops aren't flying out of my ass today! | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
I hate when people say "someone's in a pissy mood today" like, thanks I didn't know.. You are asking to be flipped out on.. Keep your mouth shut and leave me alone!
Oh I'm in a 'pissy mood'... Sorry that rainbows and gumdrops aren't flying out of my ass today! Lol sometimes..
I may or may not have commented a time or few on the lack of tinkerbells and butterflies coming out of my asshole.
Free, Confession Ecard: Oh I'm in a "pissy mood"... Sorry that rainbows and gumdrops aren't flying out of my ass today!
Oh I'm in a 'pissy mood'... Sorry that rainbows and gumdrops aren't flying out of my ass today! @Kinsy Vidrine ... this made me think of our grumpy days. LOL!
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The first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest. Funny ecards !~
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Funny Friendship Ecard: You're my favorite bitch to bitch about bitches with. @Ashley Majewski @Elizabeth Mullinax
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Favorite bitch/ Best friend :D
True Friendship... My bff :)
Some funny sh**!! @sherry
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TRUE LOVE... so true. The things mommies have to do, yuck, lol.
TRUE LOVE... so true. Lol. Kev HATES when I do this for J!!
TRUE LOVE... so true I would not do it for anyone else!
hahaha so true. The love of being a mommy!
a mother's love.....so true. Lol.
a mother's love..my life!
TRUE LOVE... so true
lmao completely true
OMG!!! So true
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And elevators. Oh this is so sad that it's true.
I know they play a lot of 80's music now!
bahahahahah, omg this is so sadly true!
So sad that I agree with this! LOL
Oh this is so sad that it's true.
This is so sadly true sometimes.
80's music at the supermarket
so sad...yet sooo true lol
So sad, yet so true :l
all the timeee.
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haha if you ever get just 'k' from me in a text you should be afraid, it means that I am crazy pissed off!
OMG... yes... that's usually what I mean when that's all you get in a text response...
Exactly. That is how people interpret it! @Megan Ward Ward Ward Ward Ward Ward Owens
So when this is my response to a text, you'll know what I REALLY mean! LOL
LOL OMG that is totally me if I am ever in a text argument with my hubby.
Exactly. That is how people interpret it! @Megan Ward Owens
My definition of 'k'.
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Nope, don't miss that big fat blonde lying bitch user one bit! And quit stalking me on pinterest you psycho we're not friends!!!!
Awful and yet so hilarious...I don't have ex friend issues but this made me laugh lol I know some can relate...
And the worst part is that said bitch usually has no idea you're not friends anymore.
basically how i feel about everyone i went to high school with ha
Bahahaha oh how well this fits for high school friends.
Yes, you act like we're still in high school, lol!
hah yup Hmmm can think of a couple people..
just a couple people this is true for....
The trouble with trouble is, it starts out as fun.
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Everytime we meet, there's trouble...fun trouble
I like fun...trouble likes me.
Truth, fun trouble
Funny but true
Fun & Trouble