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Feeling like this lately...it's not leaning towards shopping...

i feel a spree coming on. shopping or killing. the choice is up to you.

I don't have the energy to pretend I like you today.

I don't have the energy to pretend I like you today. - or most days.

right over there

I think I left the fuck I don't give all the way over there. It's located right under the pile of go fuck yourself.

Sadly this is my montra during too many weekends....

If it requires pants and/or a bra, it's not happening today.yep that's me on most Sundays!

Looks like you have a lot on your mind. Do you wanna drink about it?

Looks like you have a lot on your mind. Do you wanna drink about it? Yes! Yes I do.

Trust me, When I woke up today I had no plans to be this sexy. But hey, shit happens.

Funny Flirting Ecard: Trust me, When I woke up today I had no plans to be this sexy. But hey, shit happens.

I havent pushed a kid out my kookah, but I'm a fucking bad bitch.

Keep Calm You've Become Your Mom

Keep Calm You've Become Your Mom

- Keep Calm You've Become Your Mom - Funny, sarcastic birthday card - Coordinating envelope - Blank inside - Size x - watermark logo on top right corner NOT on card SAVE ::: Mix and

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