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My life! @Sarah this evening:)
Saturday night...this is moi.
Saturday night motto hahah
me on a saturday night...
Story of my life.
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Omg! That would be awesome! I'd be eating cake like crazy!
That would be awesome! I'd be stacked!
that would be awesome- cake please
Heck Yes! That would be awesome.
@Jshee17 That would be awesome.
That would be Awesome
Hahaha! Love this one!
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I feel fat today. And to make myself feel better, I will eat this cake. Yes. Good plan. So true so bad...
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Funny Confession Ecard: I feel fat today. And to make myself feel better, I will eat this cake. Yes. Good plan.
I feel fat today. And to make myself feel better, I will eat this cake. Yes. Good plan.....Everyday of my life..except with ice cream!
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Sad, but oh so true story of my life. lol
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Ain't that the truth... I will make it through nursing school!!
What doesn't kill us makes our drinks stronger. HOLLA!!! 😜👍
Our Family Motto :-)
story of my life....
my life motto
there is clearly more room for wine!
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#funny wine quotes
Omg yes! Shout to all the ladies with bigger balls than most men wish they could ever start to have
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So funny! This is something I could hear my neice Monica would say!!
fact! pretty sure I've got bigger balls than half the guys I know!
This is completely true when it comes to me.
Haha....;) funny #humor #laugh #fun #humor #
Story of my life.
Funny Confession Ecard: Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.
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Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demand..... thus the NEED for additional languages... now you know.
Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
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While in traffic, my incoherent utterances interlaced with obscenities are simply evidence of the limitations of language... I'm totally good.
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That's where I'm at now. Between the tears and the broken heart he cares not to fix. Son of a finch. Bag it case. Friggin fracken frick of frunk .
Sometimes the only words that express the sentiment are those you can't--or shouldn't-say at the particular moment.
What's that? You're having a baby? Congratulations...I'm going to continue enjoying sleeping through the night and spending my money on myself. | Baby Ecard | someecards.com
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So true I would rather be set on fire than get married or have a baby now.
my thoughts exactly.
Story of my life.
I'd like this on a lapel pin, please.
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I understand that this can be seen in different ways, but to me it just sounds like the creepiest pickup line ever.: About You, Life, Quotes, Therapist, Told, Funny Stuff, Humor, Things
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LAUGH....sad when my therapist warned ME against you! (true story)
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I don't know why I find this so funny!
LMAO SO TRUE!
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If I ever go missing, I want my picture on a wine bottle instead of a milk carton. This way, my friends will know I'm missing.
Hahaha... Better add Jack & beer bottles to that list!!
don't drink wine - maybe a vodka bottle?
Yup...wine bottles and beer bottles!!!
hahah @Allison Meier remember this!!
Hahaha yes but beer bottles!!!
vodka* vodka bottle for sure.
Lmao missing person wine!
Omg so funny and true!
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I don't have the energy to pretend I like you today. Feel this way about some people sometimes
I don't have the energy to pretend I like you today. For some people at work
I don't have the energy to pretend I like you today. #ecards
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I don't have the energy to like you today.
every day of my life in nursing school
This is almost a daily thought...
I don't have the energy.....
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Dear god, yes! This is my life right now! @Lauren Davison Louise
Dear god, yes! This is my life right now!
Dear god, yes. Story of my life!
True and so funny!!!
When Im dead, I want people to remember me by starting off each sentence with 'She was the craziest bitch I knew, this one time....'
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Funny Weekend Ecard: When Im dead, I want people to remember me by starting off each sentence with 'She was the craziest bitch I knew, this one time....'
Someone better say this at my damn funeral/wake/whatever.
Yesss, I have a feeling there will be some stories. ;)
Yesss oh remember ......... Smiles
Yes!!! Yesssss, yesss, YEEEESSSS!
Yesss..most probably will!
Yesss! That's soooo me!
OMG so funny, LOL!
Is it sad that this describes my life? But I have to get rid of rich housewife & exchange farmer's housewife. :)
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who am i kidding...? i don't work hard at my job.. but i still would like to be a rich housewife.
I work hard at my job, but if the opportunity to become a rich housewife arises, I'm taking it.
i work hard ... rich housewife #work #rich #housewife #job
Real Housewives of Mountain House for sure! lol
SO TRUE!!! OH MY GOSH..STORY OF MY LIFE!!!
Rich Housewife trumps working hard
This is my life.
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"The first thing I do when I get home is make myself look as publicly unacceptable as possible." Truth!
Bahahah!!! That is totally me! I love it! PJ pants and glasses all the way!! Although I could care less who sees me like that!
The first thing I do when I get home is make myself look publicly unacceptable as possible. (from www.someecards.com)
SO true. I'd wear yoga pants everywhere if it were an ok thing to do.
Fact! Yoga or PJ Pants and a giant hoodie! That is my life.
The way I live my life. First things first, remove bra.
So True!! Get home its pj time :P
So true. Comfy clothes for life
Giggles / Oh so true.
All. The. Time.
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Sorry I've been a bad friend lately. I've been busy being an awesome hermit. Hahaha this is for all of my friends that think I don't hang out with them enough!!!
"Sorry I've been a bad friend lately. I've been busy being an awesome hermit" #solitude #ecards #funny #humor
Sorry I've been a bad friend lately. I've been busy being an awesome hermit. @Holly Elkins Jones-Reed so true so true!!
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wtF is this?? Why is it that my life can be summed up in E Cards?
Im finding some funny stuff tonight!
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Gahhhhh!!! this is so true!! mine moved to Boston...and I still think that's not far enough away. When he came back to Charlotte...I flew to MAINE for the weekend lol. Mars wouldn't be far enough. seriously.
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Some E-cards lol
True story. :(
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your e cards karma#Repin By:Pinterest++ for iPad#
your e cards karma- haha for you Britt :)
your e cards karma... That's funny!
your e cards karma ... funny!!
your e cards karma :)) haha
So hateful ....but so funny
Karma takes too long ...
The way I live my life
Seriously funny stuff
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Man I would be one skinny bitch
I'd be one skinny bitch!!
I'd be incredibly skinny