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    truth

    truth

    Hahaha! Love this one!

    I'm in the Middle of Being Fabulous Can You Bother Me Later? Retro Sign

    Real talk

    there is clearly more room for wine!

    Omg yes! Shout to all the ladies with bigger balls than most men wish they could ever start to have

    Funny Confession Ecard: Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.

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    I'd like this on a lapel pin, please.

    True.

    True that.

    True

    When Im dead, I want people to remember me by starting off each sentence with 'She was the craziest bitch I knew, this one time....'

    Is it sad that this describes my life? But I have to get rid of rich housewife & exchange farmer's housewife. :)

    This is my life.

    All. The. Time.

    lol totally

    Too funny!

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