"Don't fire until you see through the fragile facade to the human being within"

Ok, so Spirit and Opportunity are pretty awesome. And Kepler. And New Horizons, Cassini, Curiosity, TiME, and Project M. But c'mon, if the Earth were a basketball, in 40 years no human's been more than half an inch from the surface.

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Why Settlers of Catan takes forever. Absolutely true. -D

"I dropped a bird and I didn't hear it hit bottom."

Things I hope to say in my lifetime…just replace Keira Knightley w/ Channing Tatum. Hopefully I'll have the strength to help Mars.

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Eyes vs. Stomach hahahahaha!!!!! This is an ongoing battle for me.

LOL

XKCD - Internal Monolgue. I do this.

Don't eat it!

too perfect hehe.

You know I've always hated her.

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Cyanide and Happiness

"I have never been as self-conscious about my handwriting as when I was inking in the caption for this comic"

Every Major's Terrible

Pinsanity!