"Don't fire until you see through the fragile facade to the human being within"
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"Don't fire until you see through the fragile facade to the human being within." I love xkcd.
fiction writers, this applies to you
And this is why I love xkcd....
XKCD: Whites of Their Eyes
Whites of Their Eyes. xkcd
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"I had a hard time with Ayn Rand because I found myself enthusiasticlly agreeing with the first 90% of every sentence, but getting lost at 'therefore, be a huge a***h*** to everyone.' " ~ xkcd <---THIS A THOUSAND TIMES
Exactly. Nora Ephron put it best when speaking on "The Fountainhead," Ayn Rand's other big hit: "it is better read when one is young enough to miss the point. Otherwise, one cannot help thinking it is a very silly book.”
I would build this in my house and probably switch out Ayn Rand with Stephenie Meyer.
if you think Ayn Rand has anything valid to say, you're probably a jerk.
what I think every time someone says Ayn Rand to me....
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In honor of Paul Ryan as GOP VP nominee
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Every Major's Terrible The travails of selecting a college major ... to the tune of "I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General " (The Pirates of Penzance)
Physics because you can feel superior to everyone else xD Blame missing supplies on biologists, make fun of engineers' simple math, and boast that there are more practical applications in physics than pure math. Nobody makes fun of humanities majors because, really, that's like popping a little kid's balloon in their face. (This mindset may not be advised...but even the profs laugh.)
It's funny cause it's true. :) plus, you sing it to the tune of Gilbert and Sullivan's "Modern Major-General" :D
To the tune of "I am the very model of a modern major-general" by Gilbert & Sullivan. Awesome!
Every Major's Terrible - to the tune of Modern Major General. xkcd - you totally made my day!
I am a zoo and wildlife biology major and I find this relevant.
"Gilbert And Sullivan 's: Every Major 's Terrible." -- :P
As a college student this is hilarious
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I have thought of doing this before :)
i heart this comic website :)
water fountain WIN
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Roger Dodger. xkcd.com
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Take wrong turns. Open unmarked doors. Do things without always knowing how they'll turn out.
‘Take wrong turns’ (BLOG) Zero Dean thinks…
Take Wrong Turns. Talk to strangers...
Take wrong turns
My fave quote
Me on Valentine's day.
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I have no idea why this is so funny, but I'm still sitting here giggling. I can't explain my amusement. Haha. I love freaking love Valentine's Day.
Happy Valentines Day! (Ben & I were laughing at this today!)
Valentine Dilemma- The problem with Valentines day
Valentine Dilemma. (why is this so funny?!)
Happy Valentine's Day for those who care
Happy Valentines Day. HAHAHAHAH!!!! LOL
Why I hate Valentines Day lmao
I love hating Valentine's day.
A Valentines Funny
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I try not to make fun of people for not knowing things. Because for each thing "everyone knows," there are at least 10,000 people hearing about it for the first time. #WordsToLiveBy
This changed my mindset around people who don't know things. It is my chance to tell them as they are one of today's lucky 10,000 people hearing about it for the first time.
You don't need to be a jerk to someone who doesn't know things that may seem common sense to you.
Just thought this was really cute for whatever reason. Property of XKCD comics
I try not to make fun of people for admitting they don't know things
Yeah, people who make fun of me for not knowing things!
This is the most hopeful thing ever...
Being one of 10000 lucky people.
Among my favorite XKCD comics.
Hilarious or creepy? You be the judge.
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whale says sorry :( @Courtney Baker Dunford Whales
Text whales don't send wrong time funeral
hahahahhaha hitler whale!
I don't know what show this is. But the smoothie was hilarious.
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"A smoothie!" (What about the ostrich Next to YOU?) I don't know why this makes me laugh as hard as it does!
I don't know why this makes me laugh as hard as it does! I think about uncle Robert how he would watch that show and laugh his butt off! // this part is so funny!
I didn't watch this when I was little, but I always watched it when babysitting! Funny stuff...
i miss spencer. this is my fav episode. why oh why does an ostrich in a tie make me giggle?
Yes I watch iCarly. Deal with it. #ostrich #iCarly #Spencer #smoothie
I remember this episode! Ahh I laughed out loud! XD
why is this stupid TV show making me laugh so hard
ICarly's Spencer was so funny hahah.
iCarly | Spencer's Ostrich | Funny
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Kid Suffers Nacho to Eye, Injury Documented By School Nurse
Hahaha, this is a note I would see with one of my kids!
I can't help but feel like this will happen to my kids
When this kid loved nachos just as much as you.
Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 40 Pics
Elementary school: It's serious business.
Funniest school notes
This is so funny
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Good thing we’re too smart to spend all day being uselessly frustrated with ourselves. I mean, that’d be a hell of a waste, right?
You know how you feel that no one else is doing/feeling/thinking the same things you are?
Pastime - "worry over stupid things" - xkcd
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My favorite thing to do.
1Stack - XKCD Comics
Story of my life
fire tornado, huh.
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"Well damn look at that" lmao I can't stop laughing!!! Fire tornado. huh.
"Well darn, look at that. A fire tornado. Huh." Really cool actually
fire tornado, huh. I cried, I laughed so hard.
"Well, darn. Look at that. Fire tornado, huh"
This makes me giggle more than I should.
Fire tornado, huh. Well darn. XD
Well darn…fire tornado. huh.
Let Fire Be The Solution And The Problem
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funny caption fire alarm bee hive i guess we will all just burn
Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 72 Pics
Lol - Funny Pictures Of The Day - 54 Pics
Funny Pictures Of The Day
Guess well burn!
Made me laugh
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Even though I have always been scared of spiders, Pinterest has definitely made it worse... not to mention my friends who posts scary spider pics on my fb wall!
Yep! I pinned this in "funny stuff" because I haven't made a board for "horrifying stuff" yet!
Funny Pictures Of The Day – 87 Pics...OH MY G-O-S-H, I would totally freak out!!!
Exactly what I would do!!!!! Funny Pictures Of The Day – 87 Pics
Funny Pictures Of The Day – 87 Pics this is no overreaction
Funny Pictures Of The Day 87 Pics
Yep i hate spiders
OMG, the High Score thing is lulzy AND also because it's 88 MPH by Doc E and there are fire trails!! YEAH, BACK TO THE FUTURE!
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Back to the future LOL. There is also the high score board underneath were it says Doc B
Back to the future LOL ...and we play too many video games in America!!
It's the "high score" list under the speed limit that cracks me up! :)
New High score! Haha are those flames on the road? Back to the Future
Doc B. (Doc Brown?) Is third on the High score thing too lol
Back To The Future, Speed Limit High Score.
Sorry makes me giggle
Completely acceptable decision!
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Basically this is what would happen....Funny Pictures Of The Day – 92 Pics
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Reasonable reaction; overreaction was my plan to carpet bomb the area...
For reals. I would have to move...Funny Pictures Of The Day – 92 Pics
When other people have the same thought as me, it makes me laugh.
Yup. Burn it down. Cause, no. Nope. Nuh-uh. Nope. Nope. Nope.
I hate spiders..
Only thing to do
I laughed so hard