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"I paid attention to the construction signs and got in the correct lane. you ignored them for miles and now you want me to let you in." haha so annoying and such a big pet peeve of mine. i seriously hate people that do this!

I'm a life saver at least 4 days a week!

i put this under "nurse" category instead of "funny" because sometimes as a nurse, we not only need to save a pt's life but may need to refrain from ending it :)

That urge you get to write 'No one gives a shit' on someone's status.

That urge you get to write "No one gives a shit" on someone's status. So many times, but I used self control said it out loud instead.

This job hasn't killed me or made me stronger. It has however gotten me closer to wanting to go postal on someone.

"This job hasn't killed me, or made me stronger. It has however gotten me closer to wanting to go postal on someone" Workplace Ecard. Yes. I'm getting close!

Yes. it happens too often!

The awkward moment when you put something in a safe place so you don't lose it, then you forget where that safe place is. - i wouldn't call that an awkward moment. it turns into a WTF freak out moment for me ahaha

Your children while they clean their room: 1%cleaning 30%complaining 69%playing with stuff they just found.

When I was a child definitely and babysitting while making kids clean their room as mom requested. MOST Definitely!

This is what I am going to say the next time someone asks me this question. I hate this question.

Seriously, this is what I'm going to tell people when they ask me what I do for fun.

Or 50% winning arguments and 40% waiting till the hot water runs out because it is winter and I'm cold.

While I may not use my shower time like this, I spend a lot of time winning fake arguments lol

Decision time. Do I remain mad at my husband or forget he pissed me off so I can snuggle up to him for warmth?  Omg makes me laugh! I always let it go ! I need his warmth & love! Lmao!! :)

The Warrior Diet

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I Before E

You know you have ADD when... You stop mid-sentence and have no idea what you are talking about or what to say next.

You know you have ADD when. You stop mid-sentence and have no idea what you are talking about or what to say next. That's actually not funny as it happens to me all the time and makes the people I am talking to mad at me.

Very true, but doesn't everybody?

Clearly she hasn't mastered her OCD yet. I write my list the FIRST time in order of where I find it in the store. And it's not OCD, I call it time management.

Funny Sympathy Ecard: 'It's Sunday..... and... I really want to go to Hobby Lobby.'

or Chick-Fila. For some reason I always have a hankering for Chick-Fila and Hobby Lobby on Sundays.

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I don't hate mankind, I just hate crowds of them.

Locking your car doors at a light because someone on the corner looks shady or crazy...then worry that they heard doors lock and you are hurting their feelings.

Free, Confession Ecard: Locking your car doors at a light because someone on the corner looks shady or crazy.then worry that they heard doors lock and you are hurting their feelings.

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wait until the last moment - Dump A Day