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so I have an american accent and I never shut up, but I'd talk even more with a british. I'd never stop if I had an Irish accent.

this is an understatement.

And then there is seriously a time where I can't find just one! And as I clean condos daily I find everyone's lost bobby pins!

Mason jars, honeyfund jars, and thumbprint guestbooks need to die a slow, painful death

OMG this made me laugh. I'll start a wedding board soon. JUST to put up things for my imaginary wedding lol

Actually it's me washing the dishes and Adam slowly putting his dirty dishes in the sink

That awkward moment when i'm doing dishes and my family slowly puts their dishes in the sink. All the time :)

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Usually have a very uncomfortable smile on my face while staring at the cake so I don't make eye contact with the "happy birthday" singers! But even more awkward. SINGING happy birthday to someone. "um excuse, what key are we singing in?

happens to me all the time and everyone just looks and me like I'm crazy and they are all thinking "Sarina, you are an idiot. Really."

"You know those stories you start out telling. and then you realize there's no point and you wonder, 'why am I telling this story'. It happens to me a lot.

haha...he's not much of an actor,but he doesn't have to talk

If only it worked like that. I'd make sure I was arrested often!

no truer words have even been typed!

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