Funny Confession Ecard: I changed my car horn to gun shot sounds.... People move out of the way much faster now.

Funny Confession Ecard: I changed my car horn to gun shot sounds.... People move out of the way much faster now.

Haha!! I LOVe this!!!! My sonar of humor is soo rude lol

Haha!! I LOVe this!!!! My sonar of humor is soo rude lol

Funny Confession Ecard: Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.

Funny Confession Ecard: Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.

You said "long story short" 10 seconds ago. Seriously, wrap it the fuck up!

You said "long story short" 10 seconds ago. Seriously, wrap it the fuck up!

best Funny, humor pictures & jokes quotes | Quotations and Quotes

best Funny, humor pictures & jokes quotes

best Funny, humor pictures & jokes quotes | Quotations and Quotes

If you say 'I seen...' then I'll go ahead and assume that sentence will never be finished with 'the inside of a book.'

If you say 'I seen...' then I'll go ahead and assume that sentence will never be finished with 'the inside of a book.'

If you love your job, you are lucky. There are many people who do what they do mainly for survival. In America, sometimes our priorities are a little screwed up. If you work for a living, you should not be relegated to poverty but that is the stark reality for more and more these days.

If you love your job, you are lucky. There are many people who do what they do mainly for survival. In America, sometimes our priorities are a little screwed up. If you work for a living, you should not be relegated to poverty but that is the stark reality for more and more these days.

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