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My husband eats all my chocolate chips before I have time to bake anything!

But not as pissed as Fleetwood Mac when they find out I stopped thinking about tomorrow.

"I stopped believing for a little while this morning. Journey is going to be pissed when they find out." (Journey lyric: "Don't stop believing. Hold on to that feeling!

This has been my attitude for the past several months, and now it's bathing suit season.. Try again next year? Lol.

Diet starts when the brownies and Funyons are gone. Oh, and it is wrong to waste food. Pretty much my life.

Hate oatmeal raisin cookies. If you're going to have a cookie, why put oatmeal and raisins in it?!

Funny Confession Ecard: Raisin oatmeal cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.

.HAHA. my life.

Every time I go out in public and see people I know.

I wish more people practiced the art of "pretending". My world would be sooo.much better;

Everytime I see somebody spell a word wrong...

Which I did to the spelling and grammar mistakes in this. Result: not socially acceptable.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: I just used my last Pandora skip for the hour..... the next song is even worse.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: I just used my last Pandora skip for the hour. the next song is even worse.

Be Nice and Stay In Your Own Lane!

College J-Walkers. Why did the chicken cross the road? HI stop my car so you can walk across the street I better see seme hustle out of you. Knees to chest bit jwalk need for Speed Cars People moose