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I hate when cashiers ask, 'Will that be it for you?' Um no, I'd like all this invisible shit, too.

I also hate when cashiers ask, 'Did you find everything ok?' Um no, do you want to stop ringing me up and show me to the graham crackers?

Best way to hang up on someone..

gotta keep this one in mind for the next time I hang up on someone!) or i might just hang up on someone so i CAN do this!

Don't worry, I know what I'm doing...I saw this on Pinterest. [sew what? via Craft Forest]

I've said this to my husband about 3000 times now. so far, I've done okay :)

Hahaha @Kimberly Peterson Mitchell  @Sarah Chintomby Hartley-Clifford

lOL funny quote mood poisoning at work something i hate

Right this very minute I'm waiting.and it is over 5 minutes. Yet we still love each other.

Lol

Funny pictures about A Hand That Doesn't Know How To Hand. Oh, and cool pics about A Hand That Doesn't Know How To Hand. Also, A Hand That Doesn't Know How To Hand photos.

Haha I've got the cat and dog! No mice thank goodness!  Lol

I had a cinderella party.lucky for me my parents set it up as a princess party.however, with this genius idea, if i have a daughter and she wants to have a cinderella party.

I would give you a nasty look... But I see you already have one.

Funny Comebacks Dump A Day funny come backs, quotes - Dump A Day

Funny Flirting Ecard: Today lets see if we can make mom go completely bat shit crazy k. We were so close yesterday!

Today lets see if we can make mom go completely bat shit crazy k. We were so close yesterday! Some days I do feel they are all against me!

Funny Workplace Ecard: If they aren't going to let me drink at work, then they shouldn't let fucktards work here.

Good think I work in advertising where it's socially acceptable to drink at work. LOLOL Funny Workplace Ecard: If they aren't going to let me drink at work, then they shouldn't let fucktards work here.

I have always had a low tolerance for stupidity....

I know I should respect your opinion but I find that difficult because you're a fucking idiot. I hate when ignorant people have an opinion about something they know absolutely NOTHING about!

oh yeah...i can rock a good air guitar and don't get me started on the hairbrush mic...oh yeah, LIKE A BOSS!

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: One must occasionally get down with one's bad self.

don't breed them - true story!

This is true! On my last two jobs, I worked one or both days of the weekend and it sucked hearing people talk about how glad they were it was Friday. Now it's me talking about Friday!

I just laughed out loud. There's always one with no regard to the rest of the office. I so need to put this on the microwave door :)

28 Memes Everyone Who Works In An Office Will Understand

I just laughed out loud. There's always one with no regard to the rest of the office. I so need to put this on the microwave door :)