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Hate is a strong word, but thought this was funny! I don't really hate anyone!

Frieda is a character in the comic strip Peanuts by Charles Schulz.

"People Always Expect More of You When You Have Naturally Curly Hair", Peanuts, December I got my curls from my mother. Blessed now , but cursed them for many years

Energy cannot be created or destroyed, just changed. Potential energy comes from the foods we eat. When talking about weight loss, there are three components of balanced energy, which include calorie intake, calories stored, and calories expended. When the amount of calories taken in equals the amount of calories being expended (burned), there is balance and the body's weight is stable.

Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories.

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Gingers

GINGER IS AWESOME. I love gingers. If you're a ginger, we can almost positively be friends. And you were nice. And not a creepy stalker that saw me write this then dyed your hair red. But yeah.

I HATE VOICEMAILS. lol Idk why, but they stay on my phone for like a week, and when i finally listen to it, it's only so i can get rid of the dang icon.

I can't stand voicemail. If you leave me a long message then you can't be angry if I don't call you back because I know I have already heard your complete conversation. Text me or hang up and I am smart enough to return the call.

I saw this on Tumblr. The quote is not wise.  It's wiser not to allow anyone to get to you that much--why care that much about someone who annoys you?

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Ha!  That's like saying "Act like we love each other" when taking a family picture!

Love this! "Remember, as far as anyone knows.we are a Nice NORMAL family!

This has happened to me and it is so true!!

actually, I think it means you're an introvert. I LOVE cancelled plans.

Seriously! :) -- I really do freeze mine in containers and add to spaghetti sauces and soups.

'Someone was telling me they make ice cubes out of left over wine. I was confused. What's left over wine?

I need to remember this for next time I'm arguing. umm I mean explaining

This is so me lol. I "roll my eyes out loud" all the time!

Quote: I stay up late every night and realize it's a bad idea every morning.

My life.Funny Quote - I stay up late every night and realize it's a bad idea every morning

Thoughts that cross my mind ALMOST everday!

in 3 different ways and all were slow and painful. I may look calm, but in my head I've killed you 3 times - handling rude customers at work.

Without my cell phone, I wouldn't:  1. know what time it is  2. be able to solve a math question  3. know a single phone number  4. know the date  5. be able to text my friend  6. take a snap shot at a picture-perfect time  7. be able to wake up from alarm in the morning  8. find my way in the dark  LOL. this is so me!

Funny pictures about Without my cell phone. Oh, and cool pics about Without my cell phone. Also, Without my cell phone.

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