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I'm well aware I'm not everyone's cup of tea... I'd rather be someone's shot of whiskey anyway.

funny. eCards. bluntcards. I tried my best to see things from your point of view, but your point of view is stupid.

Funny Workplace Ecard: Work would be so much less stressful if we were drunk. So many words I could replace work with as well. Cleaning, cooking, diaper changing, grocery shopping, laundry. Possibilities are endless.

Introverts unite. And my unite, I mean go home and leave me alone.

I like to think I AM kind and compassionate...There are some people, however, who choose to have a pity party or gripe fest EVERYDAY, and THAT is when my "cup of care" is empty!!