Dear Alcohol, we had a deal. You were to make me funnier, sexier, more intelligent & a better dancer.. I saw the video.. We need to talk.

Dear Alcohol, we had a deal. You were to make me funnier, sexier, more intelligent & a better dancer.. I saw the video.. We need to talk.

Glitter was a great idea; until you realized it's the Herpes of crafting supplies and now you cant get rid of it.

Glitter was a great idea; until you realized it's the Herpes of crafting supplies and now you cant get rid of it.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Women are angels. When someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly. Usually on a broomstick. We're flexible like that.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Women are angels. When someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly. Usually on a broomstick. We're flexible like that.

@Jenna Phillips @Dani N. this is how i feel when the boys tell us they can't handle all 3 of us.... don't even give a fifth of a fuck ;)

@Jenna Phillips @Dani N. this is how i feel when the boys tell us they can't handle all 3 of us.... don't even give a fifth of a fuck ;)

I'm not here to keep you from the places you feel you need to go, she said.  When you're ready, I'm here to remind you of the way home. StoryPeople by Brian Andreas

I'm not here to keep you from the places you feel you need to go, she said. When you're ready, I'm here to remind you of the way home. StoryPeople by Brian Andreas

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