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When someone's laugh is funnier than joke.

this is so true around my husband. I always laugh harder at him laughing than I do at what was funny to begin with. I love him!

Lol!

Relatable Post it's impossible to slowly tip toe around without activating your T-rex arms

Yes, I can think of a few that need a BIG dose of KARMA... Right about... NOW!!

Dear karma I have a list of people you missed. And you will definitely get your karma for all the things you have done and said. And your karma is gonna be twice as bad!

I have to have these kinds of days so I can get through the rest of them.

I Am Doing Nothing

"When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing". It does not mean O am free. It means I am doing nothing". - This is a great quote! Instead of having to come up with a story of what I really am doing.

Hahahaha...ha...ha

"I don't exactly hate you but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it." <--- Haha, I hate saying this but sometimes I feel this way towards some people!

Poopy

Taco Bell doesn't have a playground because.Funny Pictures Of The Day - 79 Pics

Laughing

Story of my Life! I do this, seriously, all the time. The worst part is: when you actually do finish the story and no one else laughs.

Seal laughs!!!   ♥ d

Laughing so hard noise comes out and you just sit there clapping like a retarded seal. Source: You can't be best friends without insulting each other constantly (Fb)

Such a refreshing diversion from those "be all you can be" exhortations.

What sleep?I'm not Sleeping Beauty.I need my beauty sleep to be alert&healthy&have energy to do my things. There will be other men&opportunities desperados/Speedy Gonzalezes/hasty people. I'm not rushing into anything.

The worst... then you have dip all over your fingers!!

The sad moment you lose a chip in the dip so you send in a recon chip and that breaks too.

@Morgan Pendleton why does this remind me of u? :) miss u!

My brother told me aliens and monsters lived under the bed.then the next morning I stuck my led off and hit the dog's leg and thought it was a monster's leg.from then on i would crawl to the end of the bed and take a flying leap out of my room :D

i HATE voicemail

Oh this is soooo true! Really need me, text me. The annoying icon is the only reason I check voicemail!

If your significant other is mad at you put a cape on them and say now you're super mad!  If they laugh marry them.

I am going to put the cape on me next time i get mad . and when he asks, I will tell him I am Super Mad. Sounds like a great way to laugh and make up. If it doesn't work, I will stick my tongue out at him.

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funny quote based on how i react when toast pops out, i will never look cool walking away from an explosion. so me

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