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Yes, Mom, that's why I did it! It had nothing to do with carelessness or lack of discipline or poor planning or--or some other fourth thing.

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Ecards- i feel like this applies to me a lot of the time,especially at work.

I don't usually do this, but the girl in the one-piece bathing suit and skinny jeans the other day really made it hard. Hahah.

And THIS is why I say far away from the gym (well THIS and several other reasons)

'Do you want me to put Eminem on? would that help you grow some balls?'

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: I know you're my best friend because I'd shank a bitch for you.

Ha ha.. Love it:-)

people always think I'm drunk after just 2 drinks. When in fact, it's not my fault I'm naturally just a God damn blast

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