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Yep- when my husband isn't at home, that's so me!

Yep!!! This is also why I don't buy bathing suits online: a small will fit my waist, but not my boobs..

*backflips off loft bed, ninja kicks door open, barrel rolls into living room, rips plug out of wall, teleports back to computer, world is at peace*

Love that Kat Kitson saw this and thought of me :) So much truth.

Sometimes I Think Bad Thoughts - this is the mind of a writer all the time.

Can’t Be Really Sure Until I Do It A Few Times

So true - more like built-in-elastic that will give you quadraboob - or elastic you have to pull so far down that it defeats the purpose of wearing a camisole . . . .

This entire movie was created for the sole purpose of making food puns

Once o got pulled over with my seatbelt under my armpit. The officer says "Mamm, do u always wear your seatbelt that way? And may I ask why?" I looked him dead honest in the eye and grabbed my boobs "Have ya seen the things? Their freakin' huge!" I said with a shake. He laughed... No ticket.

Sadly, this is very accurate! Why does this happen?