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This is definitely accurate

To help ease the baby fever: Every time I see a cute kid, I remind myself how awesome it is to sleep through the night.

Funny Family Ecard: My children keep screaming, 'MOM!' at me, so I changed my name to 'Shit' and they're not allowed to swear.

This is so my mom. Frequent quote when I was a kid: "Mama mama mama honey honey honey, all I ever hear! I'm gonna change my name to shit and the first person to say it gets their ass busted!

Homegirl exercises, but doesn't run.

I was not, am not and never will be a runner even though I can picture a young, thin me in a really cute running outfit, ipod plugged into my ears and long ponytail swinging from side to side. Alas, I am not a runner.

That feeling of obligation to day drink when it's sunny and warm outside. | Confession Ecard |

That feeling of obligation to day drunk when it's sunny and warm outside *haha yes*

Don't let this happen to you. Call #Cortineo. We're local, and we can come out to your office location if we can't fix a #technology problem remotely (and we won't transfer your call, we promise).

My experience with "customer service" every time.There should be a law requiring insurance companies to answer the phone this way.

OH, how I grow tired of this. A few people on my friends list are SUPER guilty. Is your life THAT bad?

Or preschool teachers lol wouldnt have it any other way :)

Kids have so much energy because they siphon it out of their parents like midget gasoline thieves.

Luke Bryan

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When I was a baby an evil fairy cursed me with expensive taste and no money.

adhd meme - Google Search

I haven't been diagnosed with adhd, but I have all the problems.

Hahaha!!! So true!!!

All these 9 year olds with iPhones, iPads, and laptops. When I was I felt cool with my new markers. The crayon box with the built-in sharpener was the hippest thing ever invented back then