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It's a proven fact that women say twice as many words a as men. That's because we have to repeat everything we say to them

Mornings. Mondays. Working.

I hate mornings. And mondays. And working. But other than that I'm entirely happy. So true. So true

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Im not gossiping.I'm just sharing opinions aboit other ppls life choices!

Oh yes.. way to much drama people! BE HAPPY!

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So true! When people would ask what super power I wish I had when I was little it was reading minds.

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Bananas are good. Always take a banana to a party. Good source of potassium.

My give a damn is busted

shoot pack lunch dinner breakfast for the next day because its going to take a long while funny ecard



#Truth!!!! ;)

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

I'm sorry I fell asleep ten minutes after starting the movie it took us three hours to agree on

Oh sooo true-but not me-it's my hubby that would fall asleep!