Call me a teacher next time we go out and I'll show you this...

Call me a teacher next time we go out and I'll show you this...

Bitch, if you ran your ass as much as you run your mouth, you wouldn't be so fat.

Bitch, if you ran your ass as much as you run your mouth, you wouldn't be so fat.

Really. My pet peeve.  Just put the shopping cart up people.

Really. My pet peeve. Just put the shopping cart up people.

Pinterest: Thank you for making me want to workout like a complete psycho and eat desserts all night... simultaneously.

Pinterest: Thank you for making me want to workout like a complete psycho and eat desserts all night... simultaneously.

That was actually really funny. But I don't like you. Therefore I shall not laugh.

That was actually really funny. But I don't like you. Therefore I shall not laugh.

Haha if only guys could see the things we put on Pinterest.

Haha if only guys could see the things we put on Pinterest.

I saw a girl texting and driving the other day & it really pissed me off, so I rolled down my window & threw my beer at her :P | eCards

I saw a girl texting and driving the other day & it really pissed me off, so I rolled down my window & threw my beer at her :P | eCards

...or on the coffee table...or on the desk chair...or on the end of the bed.... Share yours in the comments!!!!!

...or on the coffee table...or on the desk chair...or on the end of the bed.... Share yours in the comments!!!!!

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