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Be careful what you put on your head.

Be careful what you put on your head. >>>I wore a beanie the other day and now I'm an ironic hipster pls send help

If I really like you, Ill be sarcastic and tease you relentlessly. If I dont like you, Ill be very polite and pleasant. I think I may have somehow gotten this backwards.

Funny Ecard: The stick figure decals on vehicle windows are not pedestrian 'kill scores’ but represent family members? I'll remove mine ASAP to avoid further confusion.

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!"    This sounds like my husband, not me.

My husband said I woke up and slapped him one night and the next morning I told him I had a dream he cheated on me.

Funny Confession Ecard: Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.

Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands. This pretty much sums up my daily life at work.

4:50 pm mwf

5:01pm every work day

exactly how I felt at the end of work today. Fuck this shit i'm out

Prayer.

Funny Confession Ecard: Lord, grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, courage to maintain self-control, and wisdom to know if I act on it, I will go to jail! laughing out loud

Funny Wedding Ecard: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man child who cant take care of himself.

This made me giggle! Funny Wedding Ecard: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man child who cant take care of himself.

Stop saying Im hard to shop for. Surely you know where the liquor store is.

Free and Funny News Ecard: Stop saying I'm hard to shop for. Surely you know where the liquor store is.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not a stalker, I just like to secretly take pictures of people with my iPhone so I can text them to my friend and have a good laugh.

I'm not a stalker, I just like to secretly take pictures of people with my iPhone so I can text them to my friend and have a good laugh. LOL I did this today.

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