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You ask your husband to do the dishes, he suddenly has to poop..Hahahaha!

You ask your husband to do the dishes, he suddenly has to poop. Ask them anything and they suddenly have to poop.

Rubbermaid works well for this, too.

Funny Confession Ecard: Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day. this is our family in an ecard.

Sure, I walk around the house naked with the blinds open. If you're peeking in my window, your punishment is seeing me naked. Joke's on you, motherfucker.

Funny Confession Ecard: Sure, I walk around the house naked with the blinds open. If you're peeking in my window, your punishment is seeing me naked. Joke's on you, motherfucker.

I hate it when I plan my day and nobody follows the script

read the script people! This so me control freak lord I am aweful.

I just showed my husband this and he laughed.  It's a special time.

So sad but true. Funny Anniversary Ecard: I love cuddling with you on the couch after a long day. Well, sitting next to you as we play on our computers, not talking and hardly touching.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: The Inner Monologue of a Pinner: 'I want to sew!' 'No, I want to workout.' 'Wait, is that a mason jar?' 'Oh f*ck it, now I want cake.'

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: The Inner Monologue of a Pinner: 'I want to sew!' 'Wait, is that a mason jar?' 'Oh f*ck it, now I want cake.

When I hear husbands complain about their wives spending money, I just think 'you're paying for a maid, a lover, and a therapist'. It's actually a bargain.

When I hear husbands complain about their wives spending money, I just think you're paying for a maid, lover and a therapist. It's actually a bargain!

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So very true! Funny Family Ecard: When a woman says 'what?' it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said. My husband still repeats himself, I'm like, "oh I heard you perfectly!

someecards.com - Folding Laundry with a Toddler is like trying to straighten a desk full of papers while a fan blows on it.

Funny Family Ecard: Folding Laundry with a Toddler is like trying to straighten a desk full of papers while a fan blows on it. So true

Funny Family Ecard: If you are going to scream like that, you better be on fire with a stick in your eye.

My daughter doesn't do that shit. And parents that allow their kids to.well I will light you on fire and put a stick in your eye!

23 Thoughts College Students Have When They Go Home For Break

23 Thoughts College Students Have When They Go Home For Break

Thoughts that go through every college student's head when they walk out of their last final and get to go home.

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