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I like sleeping because...

I like sleeping because...

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Whoever is in charge of making sure I don't do stupid shit is fired.

And this is why our 6 year old does not throw temper tantrums, shows respect ("yes/no sir/ma'am") and has manners ("yes/no thank you" or "yes/no please"). Demonstrate to them NOW so they can and will grow up to be a respectable adult. Tough love, baby. Works like a charm.

Funny Family Ecard: A time out?it's called a spanking. Go on. Act a fool.

The Officer

Cop Humor: The officer said, "You drinking? I said, "you buying? We just laughed and laughed. I need bail money.

Weed gets it

For over years, hemp has been among the most widely used of any medicinal plant

ha ;)

Life When You're Married to a Food Blogger + Q&A with Your Favorite Bowl Scraper

Pretending to be a functioning adult is exhausting! Good thing there is WINE!


Funny Apology Ecard: I'm sorry for winning arguments by making you feel wrong even when you're right because I'm incredibly manipulative and also much smarter than you.this is so me and Jeremy.

Some things are better left unsaid. But I'm probably gonna get drunk and say them anyway. Things sometimes need to be said. Thank you alcohol.

This is ME!!  Please don't buy it for me unless I've SPECIFICALLY said it's what I like/need/want!!!!  Or just give me an Amazon, Visa or MC gift card!!!

"I don’t like making plans for the day because then the word premeditated gets thrown around in the courtroom" (ecards)

best friends are so important. @Danielle Baker

I don't often talk shit about people and if I do its usually things I've said to their face but it still would be GREAT to have a friend like this! Who's signing up to be that friend?