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My favorite coffee in the morning is the one where no one talks to me while I drink it. | Snarkecards

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Tone it down, morning people. I am not afraid to cut a bitch before I've had coffee

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They forgot to mention morons...

True story.....

Sent to me by my family. Clearly a sign of their emotional maturity that I am still alive. #morningperson