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It’s a girl thing (34 photos)

Please excuse the language.but yes, this is the first thing that comes off when I get home.

pretty sure this was me being told...because i assume i'm dying alone with 40 cats and a jar of peanut butter(;

Resigning to Be a Cat Lady Early On is Sad

pretty sure this was me being told.because i assume i'm dying alone with 40 cats and a jar of peanut butter(; Re pinning for that caption alone bahaha!

Choosing the perfect outfit for one night can destroy an entire room.

Funny Confession Ecard: Choosing the perfect outfit for one night can destroy an entire room.

Everyone I know is getting engaged and I'm just over here watching say yes to the dress and planning my pretend wedding on pinterest.

LOL I do like yes to the dress on occasion and I'm not really planning a wedding as much as "wee pretty things!", but this is funny.

No les pasa algo así a los hijos "moviditos"?

I was the kid hanging upside down. Actually, I'm STILL the kid hanging upside down.

It seems to be impossible for me to get out of Target without spending $100--even when I go in for "just one thing".  :/

Whoever said money can't buy happiness has clearly never been to target.

Monthly cycle...this pretty much sums it up!

Funny pictures about Sometimes I hate being a girl. Oh, and cool pics about Sometimes I hate being a girl. Also, Sometimes I hate being a girl.

@Alexandria Cutie... Thank you gorda!!! I love you to the moon and back...  The beginning of a beautiful friendship.

The beginning of a beautiful friendship. The beginning of a beautiful friendship. The beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Ecard - best friends lol @Sara Neis@Samantha Jung@Sammi Maker @Jerica Hainer

Funny Friendship Ecard: I think we'll be friends forever because we're too lazy to find new friends. Not accurate, but still fun.

And every other spray men use!

A guy I work with sprays Axe Body Spray all over himself after every break to "cover up" the smell of cigarette smoke. He continues to smell like smoke and now also smells of nasty Axe Body Spray. It gives me headaches.

Always repinning this

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Yep.

Funny Flirting Ecard: If you're talking behind my back. you're in a real good position to kiss my ass.

Funny Movies Ecard: Honey, I promise...Its just a movie about a magician named Mike.

Funny Movies Ecard: Honey, I promise.Its just a movie about a magician named Mike.

Haha too hilarious!!! Thought of my kids when they tell us to be quite when their favorite song is playing!

Excuse me, could you shut the fuck up? this is my favorite part of the song.

Yes. I feel this alllllll the time

Cant afford those expensive designer bags? Check here! Yes. I feel this alllllll the time

And its not even noon and I quit today. I'm not getting out of my yoga pants. Deal with it. Ugh!

throw that ball and tell me to fetch it one more time and your shoe is as good as shit in.