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You know, they used to call it "fair," which also means beautiful. And then of course there's Snow White, the fairest of them all;)
You know, they used to call it "fair," which also means beautiful. And then of course there's Snow White, the fairest of them all :) My mom was making fun of me about my legs yesterday. I told her it was her fault!
Pale? I'm not pale. It's called porcelain and I'm rocking it. So please stop telling me I need a tan!
@Susan Schaffer Lafrance Sunday Pale? Im not pale. Its called porcelain and Im rocking it.
Pale? Im not pale. Its called porcelain and Im rocking it.and ill look awesome when im old!
Pale? I'm not pale. It's called porcelain and I'm rocking it.
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@Jennifer Johnson Funny Friendship Ecard: Thanks for being the type of friend who doesn't question why you heard the toilet flush when we're on the phone.
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Toilet Humor always funny
True friends, my BFF. Lol
LMAO LMAO LMAO - YESSSS # Pin++ for Pinterest #
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hahahahahaha big titty problems..... that is hilarious, and true. lol
Yes! The shirt is extra-large but the built in is extra-small!
LMAO LMAO LMAO - YESSSS big titty problems. true story
That's why you cut out the built in crap!
So. True.. The older you get the more you realize things you used to do daily isn't what you can do now lol
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So. True.. The older you get the more you realize things you used to do daily isn't what you can do now
So. True.. The older you get the more you realize things you used to do daily isn't what you can do now lol (I tried to do a cartwheel and realized that my arms CANNOT support the weight of my body)!
So. True.. ESP after having children. The older you get the more you realize things you used to do daily isn't what you can do now lol
So. True.. I can't even do a cartwheel. Sad day.
It's not :( Completely true story HAHAHAHAHAHA
No. It's not at all! It hurts everywhere!!!
It's not. It's super fun getting older!
This is what I'm afraid of.
Story of my life.
Hahahahaha! I feel this way every day at work.
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Work place humor. Funny!! You mind if I take if early boss? I'm coming down with a bad case of fuck this place. SomeECards.
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I laughed and then I figure between rolling her eyes shaking her head ... The crack helps her when dealing with me!!! Now if she could just figure out how to cover my mouth .... Since I have no filter (((( giggles))))
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I'm worried that my guardian angel is a crack head. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com
Funny Cry for Help Ecard: I'm worried that my guardian angel is a crack head.
Quotes On Life: I'm Worried That My Guardian Angel Is A Crack Head
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Free, Get Well Ecard: Seems like you have a case of being a little bitch. I'm presribing you a heavy dose of man the fuck up.
Sometimes I have the urge to tell some people this....
so funny and appropriate for a "little bitch" I know.
can we seriously start teaching kids this lesson???
For when they have a case of the "man cold"
Lol. Man up, little bitch.
Little bitch... Man up!
Man up bitch!!
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And this is why I'm off facebook. Although reading these fb funnies reminds me how muchbI use to laugh at people 😂
hahahaha. So true! I don't have Facebook but know things about people I barely know. People use Facebook to gossip and judge. Nobody ever comes up to me to tell me something great, only things that make someone look bad. Pretty sad.
"I used to think it would be cool to read people's minds. Then I joined Facebook and got over that." #humor #funny #ecards #facebook
Funny Confession Ecard: I used to think it would be cool to be able to read other peoples minds. Then I joined Facebook and got over that.
I used to think it would be cool to be able to read other people's minds. Then I joined Facebook and got over that. | Confession Ecard
This has got to be one of the best....IT IS SO TRUE! It's Facebook. Not a diary. kthanks :)
Facebook - Amen people. We don't need to know your every move throughout the day. Sheesh!
Truth! Facebook is like reading peoples minds #Artsandcrafts
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Too bad my parents instilled all of the values, morals & commandments in me! I wouldn't have to fight this urge & could just go for it! ~Lol!~ Aint this the truth!
I hate when I have to be nice to people I want to punch in the face.
Although I've imagined punching them 5 times in the face ;)
Someone you really want to punch in the face. Everyday!!!
Oh there are so many people I could punch in the face
Someone you really want to punch in the face
sorry to say but i know the feeling lol
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my thoughts every single day. I hope at least for my fams that its dealing well with life! Hahaha
I can't tell if I'm dealing well with life these days or I just don't give a shit anymore.
I can't tell if I'm dealing well with life
I think as we get older these merge lol
Haha. Funny. Totally me these days.
Example: pharmacy school
This is my life.
"After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh." - Mr. Big. SATC
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''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big~ you always made me laugh, i thought i always made you laugh too
after a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. mr. big, sex and the city. #sexandthecity #quote #inspiration #motivation
''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big sex in the city quote
my favorite Sex and the City quote!!! Mr. Big <3
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So true! (Mr. Big - Sex and the City)
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''All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother.'' I have the best mom.
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"All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" -Abraham Lincoln | In honor of Mother's Day in May
I hope that my kids say this about me one day... My mom was a woman I aspired to be as a child. I only hope to live a life they admire. Mothers Day Quotes
Quote should be "All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother" -Abraham Lincoln. Either way it's still true
sweet and simple quote "all that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" - Abraham Lincoln
''All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother.'' Really great quote and so true...
Make sure to show your Mum how much you care this Mother's Day #inspiration #quote
"All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" -Abraham Lincoln So True!
Bits of Truth... all quotes // Mother's Day
Mother's Day quote
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Haha. Hehehe. Giggle. LOL. LMAO. LMFAO. (Funny. Ecards. Laugh. Joke. Hilarious. Humor) 'It's a proven fact that women say twice as many words a day as men. That's because we have to repeat everything we say to them...'
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Funny Pictures Of The Day – 110 Pics Hahahaha!!!
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It is funny AND it is true!
Very funny.... But true
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Funny but so true
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This is what my BF always says to me when i dont answer his phone calls lol
My husband is the king of ignoring my phone calls!
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So true with the drama lovers out there... some people have rough days and that's understandable, i do too. But others have bad days everyday!
Your pity party on Facebook should have been created under events so we could have chose to attend or not. #ecards
Pity parties on Facebook should be labeled as events. That way we can decide to attend or NOT... @Erin Stinnett BAH
Love this!!! I barely get on FB anymore because the same people always have either drama or pity parties. I've got family members I could call if I wanted to hear it.
HAHAHA YES! Thankfully, I don't have a lot of dramatic people in my life!! :)
Pity Party of One! applies to so many...
HAHA so true too much drama so annoying!
Pity Party of One....LOL
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I think I'm emotionally constipated cause I haven't given a Shit in Days!! C: Ecard humor funny laugh
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I think I am emotionally constipated cause I haven’t given a shit in days......this is hilarious
hahahaahahaha I usually dont post things with bad language, but this is funny :)
I think I'm emotionally constipated. Shit happens ha!
ecards.. Emotionally Constipated? I think so lol
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They thought of me when they made this eCard
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Funny Shopping Quote!
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What I wish i could say often. Oh, wait. I think I did... Didn't go over too well. Some people have no sense of creativity! LOL
I'm sorry, but some days you just want to say this to some people.
Oh I can't stop laughing!!! Hilarious, I don't care who ya are;)
ha, I know some people I would like to give this to!
So true... Would love to tell some people this!
I would love to say this to some people!
hahaha, so funny and true
Yep... so true :)
Yes, some days this is me.