Can't afford a lawyer? One will be appointed to you. Can't afford a doctor? LOL tough shit, bro. #scumbagamerica
Politics, American History, American Flags, Stuff, Scumbagamerica, Us Flags, Things, Mericuh, Usa
American flag should fly proud, not be banned from anywhere
The trend in American politics
US Flag Nation
whatever works for you.
Quotes, Truth, My Life, So True, Mylife, Organised Chaos
I live in organized chaos and I'm good with #Motivation quotes| http://smalldailymotivationquotes.blogspot.com
I live in organized chaos and I'm good with it ... this may or may not be my classroom. #middleschoolworld
organized chaos Infp #Famous Quotes| http://famous-quotes-collection-814.blogspot.com
I live in organized chaos and I'm good with it #Quote so true for me LOL
I live in organised chaos
organized chaos.. my life
My life- truth
Truth be told... Only in America, such nonsense...
Politics Religion Opinions, Guns Don T, Murica, Politics Feminism Others, Politics Truths, Sleep, Wisdom Thoughtfulness Humor
The guns don't scare me either. But that is not that point. There are more important things than who sleeps with who. Ever wonder why our attention is being directed towards non issues? Misdirection, maybe?
Only in 'Murica!
The united states of America hip replacement Spain the cost of a hip replacement lol health care health costs
Hip Replaced, Giggle, American Healthcare, Hip Replacement, Health Care, Truth, Real Cost, Funny Stuff
The real cost of getting sick in the US…now I want to get a hip replacement! :P ... in Spain. Wait is this really funny?!
The real cost of that hip in the US is the government regulations, the tons of malpractice insurance a doctor has to purchase because of sue happy Americans, all the staff the doctor and hospitals have to employ just to keep on top of insurance and the ridiculous cost of schools that educated the doctor. It's not the actual hip replacement or fake hip.
The real cost of getting sick in the US… my dad just had both of his hips replaced shits expensive...
hip replacement... I don't know whether to laugh or cry...
The truth about hip replacement! www.dancomedicalinc.com
This just makes me giggle because of his face :)
The real cost of a hip replacement in the US…
Eat Like no one is Watching handpainted wall art sign hanging by TheBumpyRoad on Etsy
Wall Art, Giggle, Quote, My Life, Funny
Bahahaha!!! Too funny!! Eat Like no one is Watching handpainted wall art sign hanging by TheBumpyRoad on Etsy
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Eat Like no one is Watching handpainted wall art sign hanging by TheBumpyRoad on Etsy http://papasteves.com/blogs/news/7124462-best-diy-diet-myfitnesspal-app-says-consumer-reports
Eat Like no one is Watching handpainted wall art sign hanging by TheBumpyRoad on Etsy For the kitchen!
"Eat like no one is watching. Or dance. Whatever." Can't help it; this makes me giggle ;p
LOL! I see that dancing quote everywhere!!!! This is so funny though. :D
Kitchen sign- "eat like no one is watching. or dance. whatever."
Eat. Dance. Whatever. I do all three of those things ;)
my life in one quote
Stay Strong President Obama. Continue to TRY and do what's best for ALL AMERICANS in spite of the the Hatred and Obstacles put before you. Thank You For Your Dignity, Intelligence and Fairness. STAY STRONG!!
Muslim, The Face, Potus Barackobama, Barack Obama, Staystrong, President Obama
Thank You, Mr.President, for your Dignity, Intelligence and your Service in the face of unreasonable opposition..
#POTUS .@BarackObama Continue to do what's best for All of #AMERICA in spite of the Haters/Obstacles put before you. Thank You For Your Dignity, Intelligence & Fairness. #StaySTRONG!
Yea the Muslims have a job for you on your back, or on your knees, spread em, open wide, and be prepared to SWOLLOW, HARD & ENJOY, YOU'LL LIKE IT!!!
Stay Strong President Obama. Continue to TRY and do what's best for ALL AMERICANS in spite of the the Hatred and Obstacles put before you. Thank You For Your Dignity, Intelligence and Fairness. We support you!!
I don't have to agree with everything Obama has done - I don't - to support him in his efforts to do his job in the face of overwhelming opposition from the GOP,
It is one thing for Republicans to have political differences. It is another thing entirely for them to bring our entire country to a halt, to HURT America, and Americans. That is called TREASON. Koch puppet politicians, Racists, gun nut "Patriots" calling for secession, Putin admirers, and dumb as dirt home-schooled Fundamentalists who don't act Christian - I stand with President Obama.
President Obama<< unless they have done something terribly wrong, I will always stand with the president!
I would say this to anyone, from a child to our president...let's not say we could do better, if we are not in the same position: Stay Strong President Obama. Continue to TRY and do what's best for ALL AMERICANS in spite of the the Hatred and Obstacles put before you. Thank You For Your Dignity, Intelligence and Fairness. STAY STRONG!! Even though we may not agree with everything that is on the table, we must respect one another, and it is hard at times. No one is perfect.
President Obama There are many by his side, and people that you would not expect.
Mood Swings, Stuff, Calm Down, All The Time, Feel Better, Keep Calm, Calm Crap, Keeping Calm
░ Ms. MOOD SWINGS ░ oh. i threw stuff. i'm tired of their shit all over the living room. @Courtney Baker Lipski
Freak out and throw stuff. Infinitely better and far more realistic than all those "keep calm" posters.
FREAK OUT and THROW STUFF. (Have you ever thought about maybe I don't want to keep calm?)
because telling a woman to calm down is bound to lead to a lamp flying towards your head
Freak out and throw stuff~ always a good way to feel better :)
I hate the keep calm stuff.... So this is hilarious
Haha better than that keep calm crap.
all the time♥
Justin Bieber, Giggle, Justinbieber, German, Funny Stuff, Things, Justin Beiber, Kid
You know? German. Beiber, "I don't know what that means." OMG. i suppose this should not surprise me, coming from a kid who wore overalls and a tshirt to meet the prime minister...
Justin Bieber, why are you so stupid?! >.< #justinbieber #facepalm
Justin Bieber on German. OMG why does this kid get so much money
i can't stop laughing. he's got to be kidding!
I giggle everytime I read this hehe
Why is this kid even a thing?
The Pending Coffee.
Coffee Shops, Idea, Pay It Forward, Sweet, Faith In Humanity Restored, Random Acts, Pending Coffees, Things, Acts Of Kindness
They Should Do This Everywhere. This should be a thing! So sweet and I think this should be a law at ALL coffee shops or ELSE!
Restaurants and coffee shops should definitely do this! How hard would it be to keep a tally of how many "pending" coffees or hamburgers or whatever? Someone make this a real thing!
i sometimes randomly pay for I sometimes randomly pay for the order of the car behind me in the drive thru. Not as cool as the person behind me has a car but I figure any random act of kindness helps. Would love to see pending coffees catch on.
Great idea! 'Pending coffees.' (Or what have you?) Pay for extra coffees, the coffee shop tallies them up and gives coffee to those asking if there are any 'pending coffees' available. (I think this would be best for food. I wonder how many coffee shops / stands would really do this.)
The Pending Coffee - I'm not sure if I'd do this in my coffee shop b/c it encourages people to stay for hours without having anywhere to go and without contributing to the day's profits. But it's a nice idea.
I've been feeling blue, so I added "random act of kindness" to my calendar recently and set it to repeat every month. My sincere thanks to whoever came up with the term "pending coffee." I'll be buying my first very soon.
Pay it forward... random acts of kindness do make a difference. Faith in humanity? Restored.
The Pending Coffee- new twist on random acts of kindness? Hope this becomes a real thing
Pending coffee, sweet idea!
Don't be afraid to let loose!
Silly, Inspiration, Life, Quotes, Truth, Thought, Happiness
There is a certain happiness in being silly and ridiculous. #quote #happy #joy #advice #inspiration #life
Be silly - Be happy! +++For more quotes and #sayings about #life, visit http://www.quotesarelife.com/ c
Inspirational quote - There is a certain happiness in being silly and ridiculous. *True! :)
My ability to do these two things is what keeps me sane. Acting the fool can lift you up when feeling down. Kids are so much more resilient than adults for this simple fact. Let loose sometimes, be silly. It is no reflection on your intelligence or maturity (not in the eyes of those who matter) I'd rather laugh than cry, not only does it make me feel better, it also brightens life for those around you. Feeling down is just as contagious as a smile. I prefer sharing sunshine to storm clouds <3
Be silly and ridiculous! Only got one life to live! #Quote #PlaceboEffect #Happiness
There is a certain happiness in being silly and ridiculous. How I live my life
Truth :) There is a certain happiness in being silly...
silly & happy! **my thoughts, indeed!*
Fox News Channel: Rooting for America to fail since 2008 #Truthiness
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Fox News Channel: Rooting for America to fail since 2008 #Truthiness via @Millie ~
FOX NEWS: Rooting for American to fail since 2008. HAPPY PRESIDENTS DAY! #FOXlies
Faux News - rooting for America to fail since November, 2008.
ACV Democratic News: Fox is So Biased But That's Not News
Rooting for America to Fail - 2/28/12
Fox News rooting against America
yea, eff FOX news, haha
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Only in America can you be pro death penalty, pro war, pro unmanned drone bombs, pro nuclear weapons, pro guns, pro torture, pro land mines, and still call yourself "pro life". John Fugelsang
The self-proclaimed pro-life people are the furthest from pro-life someone can be. | "Only in America can you be pro-death penalty, pro-war, pro-unmanned drone bombs, pro-nuclear weapons, pro-guns, pro-torture, pro-land mines, and still call yourself 'pro-life.'" -John Fugelsang
Anti-Abortion Quotes | Only in America can you be pro-death penalty pro-war pro-unmanned ...
quote porn: Listen to John Fugelsang in The Sexy Liberal Comedy Tour
John Fugelsang quote on the "pro-life" crowd. I LOVE John!
John Fugelsang quote on the "pro-life" crowd.
Now that's the truth.
Sayings, Spoke Badly, Inspiration, Life, Quotes, Truth, Wisdom, Thought
In truth it is not that hard to do. Get to know yourself, learn how to say 'no' where appropriate, take good care of yourself so you have enough 'me time' to know exactly what is required for your life lived with integrity, self respect and respect for others.
Inspirational quote: live in such a way, that if someone spoke badly of you, no one would believe it.
quote - Live in such a genuine way that if someone spoke badly of you, NO ONE WOULD BELIEVE IT. ~ Titus 2:8 sound in speech which is beyond reproach, so that the opponent will be put to shame, having nothing bad to say about us. (NASB)
"Live in such a way, that if someone spoke badly of you no-one would believe it." - Unknown #inspirational #quotes
Live your life, people will always find something bad to say. The people that matter believe the truth.
I love a good quote - simple and thoughtful #quote #qroteoftheday #saying #inspiration
#live #way #someone #spoke #badly #you #no #one #believe #it #life #quote
Disclaimer: Tea Party (read: offended and threatened bigots) "protests" don't count. #scumbagamerica
Eagle, American, Funny Stuff, Even, Things, Usa
When my father came to America as a young man, his most fervent dream came to pass. Here, he bought a grocery store, ran an insurance agency, and largely made the American Dream stand up and sing. God bless America.
freind asks if free on weekend of course i am. this is america. | American Pride Eagle | Meme Generator
America! The olympics was one of the few things that made me happy to be American. Now we have to get back into election season. Oh well.
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It Can Be Hard Keeping A Straight Face As A Court Reporter (funny stuff)! | The Constitution Club
America Freedom | ... freedom eagle american pride eagle united states freedom plz account
The 26 Most American Comebacks In The History Of The World. I laughed way too hard...
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American Bald Eagle ..! Happy 4th JULY GOD BLESS THE USA AND OUR TROOPS,,,,bb
i got ocd, yeah thatd suck!
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25 Things That Will Make You Irrationally Angry; love that the leaning tower of pisa is hung so that it's not leaning.
OCD Nightmare. YES! This would make me crazy! I'd take the picture out of the frame and fix it so that it was straight. Even though it's the leaning tower of Piaza! lol
I've found myself straightening things in other people's homes. I can't stand to see crooked pictures.
OCD nightmare - Framed picture of Leaning Tower of Pisa on the wall is an OCD nightmare.
OCD Nightmare 😂😂 I laughed so hard at this cuz I have OCD 😂
I was smiling until I saw this.
OCD Nightmare - Funny Stuff
Time, Stuff, Wives, Sexist Ad, Funny, Christmas, Vintage Ads, Vintage Advertising
Wives. Look over this ad carefully. Circle the items you want for Christmas. Show it to your husband. If he does not go to the store immediately, cry a little. Not a lot. Just a little. He'll go. He'll go. 26 Sexist Ads Of The Mad Men Era - Business Insider
Here's the sad part - women actually wanted this stuff for Christmas. Not jewelry, not perfume - a waffle iron.
Vintage ad. Funny because if I actually got an appliance for Christmas, laughing at the look on my face would be the last funny thing in the house. Ever.
Vintage advertising posters | sexist ads | these are not good. No wonder the sexism movement started.
Retro Christmas ad funny. Remember wives, the key is to cry just enough. Don’t overdo it. Then sit primly and watch the chrome appliances start to stack up.
Vintage ads Would 'love' matching garbage #funny commercial #funny ads #funny commercial ads #commercial ads
Vintage ads Would 'love' matching garbage #funny ads #commercial ads #interesting ads #funny commercial ads| http://funnycommercialadsphotos46.blogspot.com
Christmas. That time of year when wives cry for small appliances.
Thank God women have come a long way from this #vintagead
Beautiful | A friend is some who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words. #friend #love #friendship #quote #inspiration #life #zoesvintagevault pinterest.com/zoesvintage/quotes-quotes/
My Friend, True Friendship, Best Friends, Inspiration, So True, Thought, Friendship Quotes, Friend Quote
This is one of my favorite friendship quotes of all time. I saw it on a billboard, once- and it has inspired me ever since. Not many people are able to fit this criteria- but the ones who are, are worth keeping. Best friends reminds me of this all the time!
"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words." --- So true. I really do appreciate some of my friends who sang my song back for me. #friend #friendship #BFF #quote #sparrow
A #FRIEND is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words #Friendship #Quote
love my friends so much... It has taken me a very long time to figure out who my real friends are... but I am very blessed with my four best friends!
This is one of my favorite friendship quotes of all time because it's so true.
Instantly thought of my best friend Sippy while reading this. : )
My favorite friend quote. Beautiful and so true!
<3 on true friendships and songs <3
This needs to be read a over and over, to be sure you get ALL of the points made here.
Living Wage, American Dream, Point, Lgbt Funny, Jon Stewart, Raising Minimum Wage, Unicorns Funny, Comment, Feminism Truths
You think they're not worth living wage, yet you won't allow abortion because "it's killing a child"??? Your horrendous treatment of gays, trans people, people living on minimum wage, anybody who isn't like you, is exactly what your god says not to do. You are killing them.
Pay people a living wage. Countries with the greatest wealth equality enjoy the best quality of life for ALL their citizens. Side note: the U.S. is the most unequal society among the wealthy countries – in the OECD, only three middle-income countries (Turkey, Mexico and Chile) have a more lopsided distribution of wealth.
Please be sure to read the powerful messages below the images. #Jon #Stewart #minimum #living #wage
I can completely relate to that long comment underneath but I do not understand what the point of the post was in the first place. I mean the woman's sentence is so utterly stupid no matter if said that honestly (in which I understand the mans compairison) or sarcastically. Because in both cases I get the feeling she does not have any idea what's actually going on and that this actually appears on tv makes me angry.
This is great and all and I understand where they are coming from but seriously? By raising minimum wage that high it will cause inflation and the price of living will go up for everyone, not to mention the pay grade for those who went to school or got special certifications to make extra money will mean nothing. I am also a college student who got my first job 8 months ago working retail for $9.50 an hour with no prior job experience. It can be done.
READ THIS And Pinning this because of the comments. Labor intensive versus Skill or Intelligence Intensive. One isn't better than the other. I know farmers, restaurant workers, etc that world harder than most people. Longer than most people. Their business doesn't only stay open from 9-5 like yours does. Their work is not less important. Stop looking down on others and trying to compete with others in your own society. We as a society cannot advance until we have a living wage.
I'm all for raising minimum wage... It's just unreasonable
Why no unicorns #funny
Every. Damn. Day.