Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.

lol omfg. hilarious.

Funny Workplace Ecard: Why is 'patience' a virtue? Why can't 'hurry the fuck up' be a virtue?

Like amen.

That's why I'm happier than you.

I guess I'll never know....

It's funny because it's true.

..or the fat feeling you get from just hangin with your skinny friend:/

it's true. i do


Everyone should own a pair of sassy pants.

Hahaaha.......But seriously.....my daughter is convinced

Never fails.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Really, dont worry. Ill do everything while you just sit on your ass.

Hahaha soooo true

Sooooo Totally true.

True story.