Free, Cry For Help Ecard: The awkward moment when you put something in a safe place so you don't lose it, then you forget where that safe place is.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom . . . until they're flashing behind you.

Sometimes I say stuff without even meaning to be funny and I'm like 'Man, my subconscious is hilarious!'

Everyone always asks me why im so dressed uo when I wear maxi dresses. Ummm, this took less effort than gym clothes...

*Please let it go to voicemail... Please let it go to voicemail... Please let go to... * 'Oh, hey.. I'm glad I caught you...'

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