Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down.  That's like shooting someone then telling them to not bleed.

Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. That's like shooting someone then telling them to not bleed.

I love it when I do something and my kid goes "ewwwwww mommy". Um child - I pushed you out of my vagina covered with all my insides. You are "eww".

I love it when I do something and my kid goes "ewwwwww mommy". Um child - I pushed you out of my vagina covered with all my insides. You are "eww".

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